My name is Payam, I'm a little man, bet you can't go as fast as I can. They call me sideways cause into the wall I slam, Me, I like to jam, I don't drive a tin can I'm a car fan. What I got you can't buy on the lot, had to order a firehawk but you have forgot SLP, ya BONE STOCK, you just keep racing the clock and your mouth wont stop, as you said, start another thread gauging interest until we are dead, what's in your head? Ah yes, Crackzed, and I'll never have a car as fast as yours, you think you can blow anyone's doors. I tried to be nice and lend you my truck, now you are outta luck for flaming a firehawk you suck. Life's a b1tch and I'm not rich, don't go sideways into a ditch. Hearing what you said makes me want to get another Zed, a modded Z06 will be my fix, show me your tricks? My deal is close but I wont boast until you are toast, a Z06 modded at Thunder Racing, 500hp is what you'll be chasing, so get your bottle and on the throttle, go build a car model. So another years gone and it wont be long to find out who's wrong, I guess I'm a ding-dong or as Roy says dumb, But I have fun and will give you a run, that's it I'm done.

 

That's good, I like it. I can take it. Anyone else want to flame my hawk? I've heard some big-time SLP flaming on other boards. My flaming is not to be taken seriously. It just kills time while I'm working all night. I'm pulling double-shifts now. Hmmm, I wonder why?

 

Okay Jason, your car is pretty fast from what I've heard. Thats cool. I shouldn't shoot my mouth off without seeing your car and you're probably one of the fastest guys on this board but guys, speed isn't everything. I know you guys will retort speed is everything, go ahead. I'm starting to know what you'll say before you say it, call it predictablity. I like speed, handling and good looks, that's just my style. Some of you guys would love to own anything doing 10's or 11's, including a rust bucket. I'll be doing more auto X and car-shows with the occasional pass down the track. That's me, I'm not gonna change. I beat the path of a different drummer.

 

Let this dude fight his own battles. I jokingly flame his car and you run to his defense. Sounds like a gang from the east side! Now I know you guys will attack what I say and that's cool. I'm going for a little visit down to the states now for a couple of days to back up what I say. My 345hp STOCK hawk is a worthless piece of crap. i wish I owned nice fast cars like Payam and Jason. Problem is, you guys always have some work to do on your car in the garage. I've got better things to do with my time. Don't get me wrong, I love a nice modded car and I can appreciate all the work that you guys put into them. But there is more to life than being a wrench monkey! Unfortunately I'll be away from the board for a couple of days. some may wish I never come back? I look forward to hear you flame me some more. it's all in good fun, remember?

 

oh yeah ? and what is it that you do ? change the sheets after a 85 year old pisses his pants at 3 am ? yeah i guess i went to SFU for 5 years so a nurse can call me a wrench monkey

u call ur airfilter and muffler mods ?? get real man .. u think ur flimsy suspension is worth a penny ?? u obviously werent around when my car would rip ur head off around a corner .. yeah sure it was a drag only setup when u came around .. but u havent been around for long ... so go do ur homework before u start fartin on the mic ...

just admit it stev-o .. ur being a jackass .. thats why u get flamed .. there is a clear line between f*ckin around and being a "Steve" and u've clearly passed it ...

and about that truck ? wtf are u talkin about .. it ended up being a fall apart that needed work at the last minute anyway ? i was countin on that sh*t .. so much for offering it to me

if u want respect for ur bone stock car u should setup a show and shine for urself in the hospital yard and get sick old 85 year olds to come give u prizes .. cuz those are the only people that care ... listen man .. u havent dont SH*T F*CK ALL to that car .. how does that make it impressive ? u ordered it from SLP .. whoopdi doo .. do u even know how to turn a wrench ? a car only becomes impressive and earns respect when the owner puts in the time, blood and sweat to modify it the way he wants it .. u say u like corners ? then mod it for that .. u wanna win shows? at least put some wheels or a custom paint job on it .. do SOMETHING to that damn car before u run ur mouth like ur king sh*t

and oh yeah . before i had my accident, my car parked next to yours would've stolen all ur pretty "Trophies" ... but my car aint a poodle dog going to shows to win pretty trophies .. i buoght it bone stock to the paper air filter and made it the fastest "running" car on the board .. what do u have to show for ? do u even change ur own oil ? modding these cars is part of owning it ... if ur not gonna mod it, dont call urself a auto enthusiest... i'll send u some Mr Lube coupons so u wont get ur hands dirty for ur next oil job

you come outta nowhere, call urself king sh*t of drag / autox and show, get into **** matches with everybody, manage to somehow **** EVERYONE off, all awhile u have an untouched car that takes noones respect home other than ur own

 

You shouldn't mod a rare car, it takes away from the value. sounds like I ruffled your feathers big mouth. Listen to you, you always try and make yourself sound like the fastest guy in town! You're far from it.

 

i've been the fastest running car on the board for the past 2 years... far from fastest car in town .. but indeed the fastest Fbody in the club

 

LMAO

now thats funny ****. okay guys lets just put this to rest now. its getting carried away to far.

i know how to change the subject: ARMENS THE CHEAPEST GUY ON THE BOARD