1991 1LE LB9

 

Ummm you call an 8 sec race a beat down? First, notice the reaction of the 3rd gen vs. the Fourth Gen. 3rd gen jumps him hard on the take off. I didn't see the 3rd gen's tail lights until after the LS1 was raping him hard. I think you'd have hated to have seen that race go another 4 ~ 5 seconds...

Not saying he didn't do well, but hardly a "beat down."

 

1. Where do I think they got that number from? Who knows, their a$$ maybe?

2. Why don't you contact the "DOT" and ask them what your car weighs exactly? Or better yet, contact GM.

3. I weighed my stock LG4 as a baseline, much like running down the 1/4 stock also. I wanted to know what mods accomplished what first of all, and secondly I made decisions on what specs (converter, cam, carb tuning, gearing etc etc) I needed based upon weight. I tried to put together a combo that works together, and weight is an important tool.

I don't want to hear anymore of that nonsense about shipping weight or manufacturer's measurements. Truckers often underrate their shipping payload to carry more to bring up earnings per shipment. They do this in the auto shipping industry as well. Many years ago when I first started working at a Lincoln/Mercury dealer, one of my job duties was to inspect cars as they were pulled off the trucks. Nearly every driver asked for routes around the weight station on I95, as they were overloaded - hench false shipping weights. And about manufacturer's measurements. GM rated the F-body LS1 at 305 crank HP. Actual measurements show that to be false. Same goes with the TTA, GN, Sy/Tys etc. Ford claimed 320HP for the 99 Cobra... BS! Look in a 2000 Ford Lightning owners manual sometime. They claim its only good for 14.6@95mph. That is also untrue. I can go on and on, but I'll save you the embarassment. Don't believe everything you read, no matter what its printed on. Especially anything government related.

BTW - I checked my title to see how much my cars weighs. Its shown at 3100 GVW. I know that's not true because I have weighed my car. But according to you that must be correct, so my car must also be lighter than your 4th gen right?

It's obvious by now that you have no intention of weighing your cars, and that you'd rather read a piece of paper. One day you'll wake up... And I'm done with you


dude your seriously the type of person that belongs in some rigged up old thirdgen, you are a complete moron and you sounds like a 12 year old. embarras? whats embarassing is your life savings dumped into a car worth 2500$ lol ........weigh my car.....lmao what a ***in retard, ya lemme just pull the scale out of the garage eh?

 

i cant help it the LS1 driver was retarded (as most are) but youre right that wasnt a beatdown it was a massacre. i let out early with the short shutdown coming so fast. notice the trees up ahead and that was at 90 mph. the LS1 was so desperate to pass me he almost put his car in the trees. the beating i put down only would have been worse with more space so get over it and run along.

 

Wow, an internet tough guy
I'm afraid you did nothing to help your case with that video since it is quite plain, it looks as if you got your *** kicked. Look, I am not ever going to take anyone's word that they let out until I see some tail lights, which I did on your car only AFTER he was raping you.

 

LS1 owner denial is a beautiful thing. what you saw in that video is something that ricers do everyday when theyve been worn out too. the undeniable FLYBY

you must be sammy hagar or some she-it with one foot on the brake and one on the gas HEY! i bet you cant drive 55 either. some dudes actually drive their cars at least ones with a clutch so it takes a sec to put the foot on the brake. i would have coasted a little more but then the flyby came so i hit the brakes at that point to give him more room to avoid the trees if he needed it. i couldnt believe he was still going for it so close to the trees but im sure it was because he didnt want to let you down.

 

WTF? Sammy Hagar?
I am not taking ****, it looks like you got owned. I AM NOT THE ONLY OTHER MEMBER THAT MENTIONED THIS. Listen, read that diatribe out loud and try to make some sense of it, then repost once you graduate from the 8th grade you slap jawed yokel. Look even if you did beat one LS1, big deal. Don't pigeon hole all cars/motors because your car may happen to be able to beat it, or one owner couldn't drive his for ****. Do I think the 4th gen with LS1 is the greatest car/motor ever? Nope. Do I think it is a better motor than a busted 3rd gen with a 305. Yes. Just because there are many F-Body owners on here that can smack around a Lamborgini, does than mean a F-Body is better than a Lamborgini? Nope, and I would take a slower Lamborgini over a faster F-Body every day. Please cut your mullet and try again.

 

that shows how much you know your all world engine didnt have quite enough when the camera was rolling now did it?

i won he lost and your panties are all bunched up. the precious LS1 lost to a "busted up" 3rd gen and it's on video. its time to let it go.

 

If you say so.
I don't think the LS1 is the greatest engine ever.
I know there are many, MANY better engines out there, the 03 Cobra, LS6, LS2 come to mind really quick...

BTW: Just because you post one video of you fending off an LS1, I am supposed to drop what I am doing sell my car and get a 305 Powered 3rd gen? I'll tell you what, let me sell my wheels that are on my car now, that will give me MORE than enough to take possession of one of your mighty 305 powered 3rd gen F-Bodies.

It still appears that the people that have commented have you as losing the race, two member's comments to your one.

 

Actually I kinda figured he just let-off the gas at the end, and THEN put on the brake.

 

i stated that to him but he's still PMSing about the LS1 losing to a 3rd gen.

im sorry it lost Kris. i like LS1 wish i had one. i never said the LS1 was bad but they can lose

oh and don't sell your wheels for a 3rd gen because your cars are pimpin. well that and your new mullet won't blend with the bald spot on top of your head.

 

You seriously think that you would have beat that LS1 if the race was longer.

Here..... let me buy you some more crack to smoke.

TONY

 

Once again, read what you're about to post out loud, if it doesn't make sense don't submit the form

I can guarantee you that at 25 years of age I have more than enough hair on my head. Also, try to criticize the other by not using pretty much the same comment they just made to you Wasn't that me that mentioned you having a mullet that needed tended to, no less than 1/2 the page up? Let's see...

Yep, that was me

P.S. Try to use some punctuation, and capitialize the letter "i"

 

Big deal, a 305 turd gen beat an LS1. I could beat a top fuel dragster with a Yugo if I had enough mods and the driver of the dragster was bad enough. All this proves is the turd gen had a lot more mods than the LS1 and/or the driver of the LS1 sucked. Mod for mod the LS1 absolutely a** rapes the poor little 305.

 

yes it was you that posted about the mullet. you are the one that associates mullets and 3rd gens. you are the one that wants to sell his wheels to buy a 3rd gen. add it up if you associate a mullet with 3rd gens and you want to buy the 3rd gen you will need to grow the mullet. i didnt think the mullet would work with your comb over up top so i thought i would mention that part. i thought you would have figured out the rest on your own but no here i am having to explain everything to you AGAIN.

you are one stupid hombre

i was wrong about your thin hair but do me a favor tell your dad for me he he has some nice LS1s i can now tell that you do not own them.

when you have to resort to crying about puncuation you know you have lost much like the LS1 in the video.

good day