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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 10:29 AM
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Retard Ricer VS My Z28

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I have never seen someone so retarded. I was sitting at a red light when a white mid 90's Honda Accord pulls up next to me. Its all white with a BIG *** burn spot on it. I notice out of the corner of my eye that his car moved down. So I look over and his front end pops up. He had hydrolics on it!!!! OMG I rolled down the window (cause I have tint) and LAUGHED my *** off. I was dyin! So he revs his engine and I keep laughing. The light turns green and I'm still laughing. The Honda actually tried to take off fast. So just for sh*ts and giggles, I roast the tires through first and second, by the time I am done tearin up the tires I had already passed him, still laughing. He turned off, embarrassed. So its not really a race, just a dumba$$ trying to be cool in a POS with switches...you guys shoulda saw it!
Old Mar 14, 2004 | 11:15 AM
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This reminds me of this dodge caravan around here with underglows and a mufler and wheels that tried to race me once.
But honestly, who puts hydraulics on an accord
Old Mar 14, 2004 | 03:25 PM
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Well I guess you can say the same thing about people putting any money into a civic or accord. Why try and make it fast?
Old Mar 14, 2004 | 05:21 PM
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why put money into a new car and make it fast when you can just buy an old car and spend way less and make it even faster??better yet why dont we all just ride motorcycles if speeds our only objective??People soup up or mod those turds because thats what they WANT to do.Really the same can be said for lots of cars........
Old Mar 14, 2004 | 05:37 PM
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The laugh you gave him was Kill enough....
Old Mar 14, 2004 | 06:38 PM
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Ironic, I saw a white honda with a burn spot on his hood pull next to me at a light today, he didn't get lowered though .
He was actually tailgating me on this twolane street... when it opened up to 4 he just jumps in the passing lane, I stayed to the right and since all the traffic was in the left... he ended up behind me again when the road narrowed to a 2 lane again Okay so it was a bit intentional but hey, I had to put the civic where he belonged.
Old Mar 14, 2004 | 11:21 PM
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I am still giggling about it. People are retarded. You can chaulk it up to different tastes if you want, but in the end, that guys tastes are...well....reatarded.
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 11:20 AM
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Originally posted by BiGGinZ
Well I guess you can say the same thing about people putting any money into a civic or accord. Why try and make it fast?
You are one of the very few 18 year olds that "gets it." Props to you! You should make speeches all over the country informing today's youth about the idiocy of trying to make ricers fast, with fart cans, stickers, wings, etc.
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by BiGGinZ
Well I guess you can say the same thing about people putting any money into a civic or accord. Why try and make it fast?
That's a pretty dumb thing to say.

There are several tastefully done Civics around here that trap 120+. While I personally would never want one, how would you feel if you got your doors blown off by a civic? That's why someone would try and make it fast...
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by Rumblin91
That's a pretty dumb thing to say.

There are several tastefully done Civics around here that trap 120+. While I personally would never want one, how would you feel if you got your doors blown off by a civic? That's why someone would try and make it fast...
Opinions vary.
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 04:30 PM
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Originally posted by Rumblin91
That's a pretty dumb thing to say.

There are several tastefully done Civics around here that trap 120+. While I personally would never want one, how would you feel if you got your doors blown off by a civic? That's why someone would try and make it fast...
I have to say on the "There are several tastefully done Civics trapping 120+" I doubt that.....
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 04:52 PM
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Originally posted by CrippleFightin
I have to say on the "There are several tastefully done Civics trapping 120+" I doubt that.....
Are you doubting the tastefully done part, or the 120 trap speed part? While the first is an opinion, the latter is a fact. You can make almost anything fast with the right work and money.

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Old Mar 15, 2004 | 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by Rumblin91
Are you doubting the tastefully done part, or the 120 trap speed part? While the first is an opinion, the latter is a fact. You can make almost anything fast with the right work and money.
I know you can make a Honda Civic run 12's with the right incentive, but to me, it sounds like your implying that ALOT of NICE ricers are trapping 120+ Thats where I call BS.
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 06:18 PM
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There are two 120+ mph civics that I know of for sure and there are a couple CRXs trapping that high as well (one of them 130+). That may not rival the number of F body cars running that well but the whole point of my post was to show why someone would "try and bother" to make a civic fast.
Old Mar 15, 2004 | 07:26 PM
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I have mixed feelings about the "why try to make a ______ fast?" concept. OTOH, I agree that a 120mph Civic is still just a Civic. But I wonder how many people think it's nutz for me to have spent double the price of my Camaro on mods? Sometimes I think it's nutz.

But I do agree that ricers are retarded.

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