This story is pretty funny so I thought I would post it. (long but worth it)

I was cruising along on the highway in my '87 IROC-Z with a couple of friends and my big bro (yes we got four grown guys in a camaro!!!) Well anyways, I was driving along, probably a little over the speed limit (I drive kinda slow) when out of the blue, a black SUV speeds past me and cuts me off.

At first I just dismissed the driver as the average lunatic on the road, until the sunroof of the SUV came open and out comes what I think is a box of fries and hits my car.

Needless to say, that pissed me off. I mean I do have a custom flame paint job, and I think it looks better without fries stuck to it. So I gunned the L98 and while I was passing, I saw it was a midaged woman?!?!

It just so happens that as soon as I got ahead, we hit a construction zone the brought the two lanes down to one. I tought that this would be my chance to get some revenge! So I slowed down to 30 - 35 for the next few miles!!!

The woman in the SUV flashed her lights, blew her horn, and swerved all over the road like she was gonna pass in the median!!!! I just ignored it, and my friends put a double-paged pic of a hot chick from Maxim on the back glass

Well anyways, I took my exit right after the construction. When I turned and flicked her off, I could see her pointing a gun at me. What makes it even better, was a little girl was waving at me from the back seat!

I just went home from there, but I can't tell you how many times I wished I kicked it into reverse, backed down ramp, caught up to that crazy woman doing about 100, and called the police. ...course if I did that I might not be here today...

 

During all this no one got a plate number...

First, the ***** littered.
Second, the threw something out of a moving vehicle and it struck another.
Third, the chick had a gun, real or not and was pointing it at you.

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as soon as the woman passed my like a nut and then threw a box of fries on my car I would been callin on my cell. then I would have gotten in front of her, and slowed down like you did lol... woulda gave plenty of time fora cop to be in position waiting for the nut

 

Do you recall if they were Wendy's...now that would be a mistake...those be tasty...no McD's...cannot blame here then.

 

I don't know how I'd take that. I'd probably just stop in the middle of the road.

 

No I never thought about getting a plate number or calling the cops. Me and the local cops don't really get along.

I am not even sure they were fries or that they hit my car. Maybe they were not directed at me. I think they were 'cus she speed past me, cut me off, and then threw them. Maybe she is a ford woman...

It didn't even hit me that it was a gun until I got to the top of the ramp. Seems kinda funny I was flicking someone off while she was pointing a gun at me. My friend in the passenger seat also seen it so I know I was just not seeing things.

 

I hope they werent Wendy's

I'd have to say I'd call in on her. More than likely mention she was driving like someone who probably was intoxicated. After being pulled over and getting into huge trouble the police might slip a word to child services went you mention her pulling a gun on you with a kid there.

That lil stunt might of left her in jail with no kid.

-Dustin-

 

Maybe her kid threw them out the sunroof or window and she had no idea WTF your deal was?? Never know, I would have just avoided escalating the situation. I don't know what the heck was up w/ her pointing a gun at you, if that's really what it was. Could have been showing you her cellphone or something that she was calling the cops with or whatever...

 

I would hate to put a kid in a foster home over something like that tho. I would rather have a mad fry throwing, gun wielding mother than none at all.

I am sure it was the mother who threw the fries out the sunroof. I could see the sunroof opening when she cut me off, and I seen her hand when she threw them. Besides, I know her kid wasn't driving. I also know it was a gun, I could even see it was a revolver. If I chased her down and called the cops, all they would have to do is find the gun to prove my point.