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Old Apr 28, 2005 | 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by PacerX
The CTS-V was impressive, the STS was literally stunning.

2005 Cadillac STS V8, Pearl White, Luxury Package

I now make my declaration of war:

The STS is the best luxury V8 sedan under $80,000 ON THE PLANET. No ifs, ands or buts. There are some of the others I have not driven, but they had better be very, very, very good to compete with this thing.

Interior:

This is, hands down, the best interior I have ever seen from GM for fit and finish, and is vastly better than the "fields of black and gray" characterized by BMW and MB cars. It was flawless. Everything was exactly as it should be. Gaps and flushes were spot on, and so good that I had to double take them repeatedly. I pulled out my scale (that's engineering-speak for what the unwashed call a "ruler") and started measuring stuff. This is the first car I have EVER has to actually start taking objective data on to try to isolate flaws. Usually, I can glance at a car very quickly and they'll be easily seen all over the place.

After using the scale for a couple of minutes, with the salesman looking at me like I was from Mars, I stopped myself and muttered out loud:

"Wait a second, if I can't see them with the naked eye and no tools, the interior is visually perfect."

The wood is beautiful. Eucalyptus? Koala bears eat it apparently... so, if eucalyptus starts running short, start shooting Koala bears to keep the supply accessible for Cadillac - it's THAT good looking. Alternately, order McDonald's for the Koala bears... although that would probably upset the PETA folks even more since I think that qualifys as torture.

Anyway, the seats... oh, those lovely seats... They are not what folks typically think of in an American seat in that they are considerably firmer than the pillow-like luxury seats of old, but they don't pack your rear end up into your throat like BMW seats do either (BMW seats are outrageously hard). The seats hold my considerable bulk very well, and have enough adjustments to make the driving experience a joy.

Speakers in the seats... nice touch.

The leather is wonderful. Soft, clearly a product that came from a cow and not a sticky liquid that was pumped up out of the ground, and so organic feeling. Parts of me uncovered by clothing that touched the leather made the other parts of me that were covered by clothing jealous... all clothing remained in place, but it took some self-control.

"Well officer, the seats just felt so good that I decided to drive naked."

"Step out of the car please..."

"Here, just TOUCH the leather... please..."

Keyfob automatic lock/unlock... very nice.

As good as the leather was, I kept changing my hand position on the wheel to touch the wood.

Honestly, if this interior could cook and raise children, women would become unnecessary.

The Nav system and radio was excellent. I had to get lost on purpose just to spend more time in the car.


Ride and Handling:
Not too hard, not too soft, JUST RIGHT. It's not a low-slung performance car. It's not especially light. It IS unflappable. Exquisite poise. Never shaken, never out of it's element, just a flawless interpretation of the way a luxury sedan should ride.

Braking is excellent. The body does not pitch and roll or float.

Sigma is a signal achievement in automotive engineering. A true benchmark.


Engine:

I am very familiar with the Northstar, and this one was just like every other Northstar I've driven. Powerful, amazingly smooth and lusty when the "go" pedal meets the floormat. It makes all the right noises at all the right times and validates the two-tiered V8 engine system GM uses:

If you want to blow people off the road, tow heavy objects, get amazingly fuel economy and save weight, or exhibit all of the wonderful features of the fire-breathing American V8 monsters of lore, you get the LSx family.

If smoooooooth is what you're in the market for with enough technology to impress even the most ignorant of automotive writiers, you get the Northstar.

It's a great system.

As Journey used to say:

"Any way you want it, that's the way you need it."

And GM's got it.



Flaws? None yet. I'm going to go drive it again and again and again until I find some... may take years...



Oh, one further note:

Cadillac STS V6, more options than I can count:
48 month lease, 12,000 miles per year, $2500 total at signing.

$515/month


Go look up what you can get for a $515/month lease some time. If the STS doesn't immediately move to the top of the list, go drive one.
I'm pretty far from convinced that a V6-powered Cadillac STS is worth more than a Chrysler 300C SRT-8.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 10:59 AM
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Note that PacerX did not instruct our friends from the east to join in the buffet.
They aren't worth anybody's time.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by redzed
I'm pretty far from convinced that a V6-powered Cadillac STS is worth more than a Chrysler 300C SRT-8.
Then you haven't driven the Cadillac.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by PacerX
Then you haven't driven the Cadillac.
That is ok he probably hasn't driven the 300 yet either he just listens to the media and they make his mind up for him, it is SO hard thinking for yourself.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by PacerX
Then you haven't driven the Cadillac.
Nope, I haven't bothered to drive a new STS - and I probably won't. This car is little more than a slightly more polished, but not much larger, update on the CTS. The STS-V might have been of some interest, but I can't take a Cadillac with a hilarious $75K+ MSRP all that seriously.

The car that I'm waiting to testdrive is the Chrysler 300C SRT-8. Or any SRT-8, for that matter.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by redzed
Nope, I haven't bothered to drive a new STS - and I probably won't. This car is little more than a slightly more polished, but not much larger, update on the CTS. The STS-V might have been of some interest, but I can't take a Cadillac with a hilarious $75K+ MSRP all that seriously.

The car that I'm waiting to testdrive is the Chrysler 300C SRT-8. Or any SRT-8, for that matter.
Then live in ignorance, since you're never going to know what you are missing.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by redzed
I'm pretty far from convinced that a V6-powered Cadillac STS is worth more than a Chrysler 300C SRT-8.
Are you only worried about strait line perforamce? Is a SRT-8 worth more a GTO than?


Cool review PacerX, I'm going to take a closer look at a STS now. I love the way they look with 7 spoke 18" rims. Some day I'd love to have a CTS or STS as a "daily driver". Used CTS-V will be competing with the new Camaro for my next vehicle purchase. I really hope the F5 goes Sigma.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by dream '94 Z28
That's what I've heard from everyone too, the STS is a Lutz interior, isn't it, while the CTS was pre Lutz? I may have to test drive a 3.6 5 speed CTS pretty soon to replace the ailing GP.
Yup, STS interior is Lutz. So is Impala & the upcoming Buick.

Cobalt and G6's materials were influenced, and the Grand Prix and CTS were under the old school GM management.



STS may be an exceptional car, but still.... $60,000 for a V8 with sport suspension?
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by guionM
STS may be an exceptional car, but still.... $60,000 for a V8 with sport suspension?
~$70,000 with a V8, AWD, and all the toys... and worth every damned penny.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by guionM
STS may be an exceptional car, but still.... $60,000 for a V8 with sport suspension?
That's the rebate driven price, isn't it? I've heard GM is going to restructure their pricing to eliminate rebates and better compare to the competition.

Has anyone else heard this or what the adjustment will be? I find it interesting I can get an Izuzu 'Trailblazer' for $3000 less than the Chevy.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by guionM
STS may be an exceptional car, but still.... $60,000 for a V8 with sport suspension?
Compare the competition:
BMW:
$59,795 for sport package 545i without navigation, satellite radio, and heated seats.
$62,940 for all those options.
Benz:
$63,420 E500 with sport package, no nav, satellite radio, HID headlights, sunroof, heated seats
$70,189 with all those options
Infiniti:
$50,760 M45 with sport package: no nav, satellite radio,
$56,660 with those options(satellite radio has to be ordered in a $1700 package )
Lexus:
$53,400 GS430, NO sport package option, no sunroof, no nav
$58,124 with the sunroof, nav, and mark levision audio
Cadillac:
$58,785 STS V8 luxury sport with navigation, sunroof, sport suspension, and satellite radio standard.
STS V8 can be had for as little as $48,000.

The only thing I can fault Caddy on is not offering a stand alone sport package option, sport option automatically puts the price at $58,785 makes nav, sunroof, etc. all standard, regardless if you want those options. I think the Car and Driver test would have been a lot different if the STS had a sport package for less than $55,000.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PacerX
The CTS-V was impressive, the STS was literally stunning.

...I kept changing my hand position ...to touch the wood.



That was a great review....thanks for sharing
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by PacerX
~$70,000 with a V8, AWD, and all the toys... and worth every damned penny.
And I suppose that you actually own a "~$70,000" vehicle that's "worth every damned penny?"
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 01:39 PM
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Cant...stop....laughing....

Pacer, that was classic. I also got to drive a V8 STS at some Caddy event last year, and the car deffinatly has what it takes to but the scare into the Europeans.
Old Apr 28, 2005 | 01:48 PM
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sounds like Pacer has fallen for sigma? I cant blame you at all

Ya the CTS's interior is the only thing i am not particularly a fan of but its driving dynamics easily make up for it.

I think that the BLS's interior is the most attractive interior GM has and should be retrofitted into the CTS.
STS 's interior is a close second.

Lucern's interior is nice, and a definate improvement for buick. but i still think the STS and BLS beat it.

BTW Pacer, both your reviews are some of the best written reviews with the right amount of humor in it.



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