what the f*ck is up these peoples @sses ?!

i mean .. holly sh*t ... i have never been harassed so many times in 1 day by the law...

me and mike had quite the experience today going to the states .. this is the flow of the events

I pick up mike at around 5 pm .. we head out towards the truck crossing to make a visit to bellingham (pick up my K member) then drive to Monroe to visit Ellis and get my steering wheel.

PAIN IN THE @SS #1:
at the border crossing, i get harassed for my nationality (like i always do).. but im used to it so whatever .. gotta do what i gotta do... so the @ssclown sends us in the office for INS and Customs checking .. the INS dude is actually nice to me and doesnt hassle me for being persian (i was surprised).. he lets me off easy... he tells us that we can leave... so me and mike are walking to the car .. as soon as we sit inside a big ugly focker comes out and tells us to get back in.. so we go in (this is the customs guy)
here goes the conversation

FUG (f*ckin ugly guy): Hey, did you know that we have cameras installed everywhere?
Me: sure
FUG: well someone saw that as u 2 were walking towards ur car to leave, u (pointing to mike) dropped a small plastic baggie beside ur wheel
Me and mike : WTF ???
FUG: yeah a guy with Mike's description was seen dropping a baggie beside the car
Mike: WTF are u talkin about ??
Me: i got no clue what ur talkin about..
FUG: do u have anything on you that i should know about ?
Me: NO, i dont have a baggie, and if u tellin me that we dropped it, lets go pick it up then
FUG: oh i already have it ,, it was full of marijuana
me:
mike:
FUG: do u want to confess to anything guys? now its the time
Me: no man .. wtf, go search the car
FUG searches me and mike, then takes the keys to the car
we wait for abuot 10 minutes
FUG: hey Payam, so herse the deal, since i cant come to the court to prove that u had pot with u, im gonna let u go.. but i know it was a baggie u dropped off so everytime u cross the border u better come see me
Me: listen here, even if i had a bag of weed, who the hell would be stupid enough to DROP IT OUTSIDE OF customs ON THEIR WAY OUT ???
FUG #2: u dont believe the amount of stupid people we see here
FUG #1: ok guys now leave so me and FUG#2 can get it on, cuz we like butt sex

end of episode #1

Pain in the @ss #2:
I pass 2 cops on the side of the road, one turns around and pulls me over .. i wasnt speeding... heres the story
PO: do u know why i pulled u over ?
me: no sir
PO: well i got a call that there was pieces flying off ur car and there is sparks coming out the bottome of ur car, a piece of ur exhaust came flying out and hit my car back there
me and mike laugh silently...
PO gets under the car to check it out
me and mike laugh our asses off for a bit
we go look under .. and of course i act so shocked that my muffler wasnt there
anyway .. so we dont get a ticket and goto ellis's

Pain in the @ss #3:
me and mike are cruisin around this sh*t town called burlington looking for some krispy kreme... PO going the other way flips the chery and pulls me over
PO: u know why i pulled u over?
me: NO
PO: u are driving with ur high beams on sir. license and reg
me: WTF ,, here
PO: (after 10 more gruling minutes of wait, me and mike both had to **** really bad, damn taco bell with their oversized soda cups).. ok guy, have a nice night

.. so that about sums up me and mike's "adventure into hell"

got pulled over twice, and had weed planted on us at the border .. as soon as we got back into canada (**** stop #2, damn krispy kreme and their oversized coffee cups) i yell out the top of my lungs " I LOVE CANADA "

and that conclues this story. i hope i NEVER have to travel to the country who's president has the IQ of my deflated spare tire and its cops have nothing better to do than pull over people with high beams on

amen.

 

 

Dude that sucks

 

F*CK .. i just realized something else

there was a lighter in my side jacket pocket.. now its gone .. i noticed them taking out my jacked and checking my pockets from the car .. those F*CKS STOLE MY LIGHTER !!!

or they took it for finger prints ..

F*CK THIS ! im NEVER GOING TO THAT SH*T HOLE AGAIN

ps... sorry to all my american friends, mean no disrespect to ur homeland... but i had to vent... it DOES SUCK being treated like a drug dealer and a terrorist everytime i enter ur country, while being a respected and law abiding canadian citizen... solely due to the color of my skin and my origins (well maybe mikey's tattoos had somethin to do with it too )

 

marijuana deal is , they've tryed that shuff on a frend too
i would have demanded to see the tape

 

Hah !! If Im running **** across the border theres going to be L O T S of it , not just a stinking baggie . **** that **** I would rent a budget truck and fill it full of weed for like a week , then transfer everything over onto another clean sealed truck and run the budget through first ( empty of coarse ) which would keep them all busy while I breeze through , just gas for me today

 

LMFAO! SIW you are to funny. You getting pulled over on the phone killed me!

Now you must admit the Cops DID have reason to pull you over LOL. The border freaks on the other hand are just @ss holes. Believe me at time we go through the same crappy to get into Canada. Then again half the time they do not want to let us come back home! "Can I have 100 pieces of I.D. and your first born Sir?", "OH this one looks funny I am going to have to stick my Hand up your @ss now"

Just think...at least you made it home with out hitting any thang

Last time I was in Canada some Guy ran into the side of My car on a damn bike!!!

Later

 

That's so ghey. I was harassed when I had my go-t, too cause i 'looked like i was arab'
Just some people are jerks at the boarder

 

I went down to the US yesterday too for the M's game with a truckload of 8 guys. Man, the cops had everyone pulled over along the freeway. But, we just enjoyed the game, drunk a large quantity of beer (expensive), and headed back north!

We didn't have quite the experience you guys did though.

 

I once got stuck at the border with some perian buddies of mine too. The states wouldn't let us in then canada wouldn't let us return home. We were stuck in nowhere land for like an hour. ASSmonkies

 

They usually don't even check my ID coming into Canada, though they'll make me get it for entrance to the states...

Racism is fun isn't it guys?

 

**** payam that really sucks!
Good thing @ least u didn't get a ticket!

crap man that was total

 

In ugly-*** southern accent "WELCOME YALL TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!"

..i went to the states a few weeks ago and we only had minor issues, no popo harrasment.... we only got lip from a couple of white-trash yanks in bellingham thinking they are hot ****

 

The only border that I haven't been excessively questioned at since 9/11 is into Point Roberts. Most of my freinds/family with similar ethnicity share the same experiences...I don't take it personally, as it is a fact of life these days. My job requires me to travel 50% of the time...I'm dreading my next business trip .

 

Those border patrol people suck. Sorry to here about all the hassle Payam. They harassed me for duty on a 10 dollar US box of beer. Wasted our time for 20 minutes for a few bucks duty. I'm gonna get a passport to flash when I cross the line. Went down there with my buddy and he flashed his passport then we were waved through.