My sister is getting married.

I ended up being in the party by default when one of his dummass friends backed out.
I think I should have been in all along, being her only brother, but whatever.

Anywho.......the best man and the other groomsmen are lazy procrastinating bastards and are not going to produce any kind of of a stag for the guy - I feel I should try and set something up.

I'm not looking for anything too complicated, just something simple.
My own stag sucked because the guys in my party were a bit lazy also, so that's a poor frame of reference.

I've been on multiple stags.......they all seem like the same thing - get drunk at home then go out and get drunk some more while watching neked girls.
I'm expecting the same routine really.........

I'm just looking for a few simple idea's to spice up the night.

Thanx for your help in advance.

 

PAINTBALL!!
We did that for the last stag I went to and we had a blast. The groom was given a white T shirt with a target painted on it. It may have even had some small bells on it... heh, he was really easy to find.

 

Y'know I was just thinking of something like that - I've never been before, are those places open this time of year?

 

Paintball is a good idea. There is an outdoor one in Langley/Mission that I highly recommend. If you dont want to take any chances with the weather, there is an indoor one in Richmond.

How about GoKart racing? I think the island club did something like that a while back. A round of golf? Canucks game?

Of course this will all end at some strip joint. As for not being invited in the first place, buy him a few rounds of prarie-fire shooters for payback. He will certainly feel it the next morning.

 

Yeah we did the paintball thing one year. Took a couple hour break and went to the Cat's Meow for dinner on Granville Island, then to the Cecil. Wasn't a bad night.

Another time we went to the TDC racing in Richmond, got a good group rate, had a good time there. Went for dinner etc...

 

I've done Paintball at one stag. We're doing Vegas for a week this year for another stag (that is a little pricey... but ALL the trouble you can find makes it worth it!). We did a fishing lodge in Kamloops - that was great if you like flyfishing. Been to Seattle twice for a ball game, then Pioneer Square and strippers after (but US stripping is lame).

We did Victoria/Nanaimo too - 7 guys in a van with a keg of Shaftsbury beer (which we affectionately name Doug) - We rented a beachfront house, brought a stripper (actually, a couple of them we picked up at the bar for some 'free' work ) back to the pad, and had a TREMENDOUS time. The photos are very incriminating. Still got those baby...

Kelowna or Penticton could be good - the ratio is always girls to guys is usually 3 to one in the clubs.

 

Umm rent a limo and go to Brandy's?




getta limo. (i did thrice)

 

Yup... I was out there two weeks ago today.

 

The limo's a great idea. Get him loaded and get him a lapdance.