>
>A woman walked into a Lexus dealership. She browsed around, then spotted
the
>perfect car and walked over to inspect it. As she bent to feel the fine
>leather upholstery, a loud fart escaped her.
>
>Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
>her little accident and hoped a sales person wouldn't pop up right now.
She
>turned back, and there standing next to her was a salesman.
>
>"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she
asked,
>"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answered,
>
>"Madame, if you farted just touching it, you'd **** if I told you the
>price."

 

LOL! I heard it before, but it was with a Mercedes.