They wont ****in turn off, sometimes they turn on when i shift, sometimes they ****in turn on when i ****in roll the window up... how gay is this. I dont know where to start. is it a fuse is it a relay, any info will help, for now im just goin to take the lights out.. cuz they **** me off

 

It sounds like you have a messed up switch or a really messed up wiring problem. First I would pull the switch and check for any melted connectors and smell it to see if it smells burnt. If that is the case replace it. If not start tracing wires and see if you find any that are melted or cut.

Good luck,
Josh