You Yanks take things wayyy to seriously....


I was talking with some British friends and we where having a chuckle over the whole Janet Jackson thing.....you guys get worked up over nothing.

 

Oh this is just toooooooo great!

How many here wish their car could do this preventing those special presents we get after we wash our car!

 

So damn hilarious! I love those, Ford backed or not.
In case the other links don't work for some reason, I have them hosted on my site as well.
Bird
Cat

 

The funniest part is, for being an evil twin, it has 94hp and does 0-100kph (roughly 0-60mph) in 9.7 secs.


How slow is the non-"sporty" version???

 

Should be a third one that opens the hood and flings the cat over the house...

 

OK - I conceed that I found the cat version amuzing, but the bird was tops.

Let me become the bad guy for a minute - and expose myself to assault from the PETA crowd and tree-huggers...

First, I have dogs, cats, and horses that I love dearly. I made 6 blue bird boxes and put all over my property. I have a Purple Martin pole/house for 18 pairs. We plant @5 acres of our farm purely for wildlife (which takes $). We keep out bird feeders and hummingbird feeders all season. We even feed our table scraps to the local opossums and racoons (out at the edge of the field - NEVER near the house! So we DO LOVE ANIMALS.

But, to find these commercials funny at all, you've got to understand up-front, that neither of those commercials was "real". I am an AVID outdoorsman... cleaning hundreds of fish, typically 100 or so Doves, a few quail, dozens of squirrels and rabbits, and @10-12 deer every year - all legally and mercifully taken.
Well, for those of you who have never "decapitated" an animal, let me tell you - it ain't easy. Even with a sharp knife it's hard to get through the bone, cartiledge, esophagus, and the veins in the neck. There is NO WAY (yes, I'm sure) that a blunt-edged sunroof mashing against a rubber gasket is gonna decapitate a cat, especially cleanly - NO WAY.
Also, there would be shower of blood - it would be squirting EVERYWHERE.
When you sever the jugular while the heart is still beating, it is like a tiny garden hose squirting out.
Another thing is the "instant-dead" situation...
When you do decapitate an animal (or shoot them in the head), they never drop over motionless they way cumpu-kitty did in the flick. They always discharge the electrical energy stored in their muscles and nervous system. They twitch, jerk, fling their legs a little, and the like.

So it was obvious to me that the commercial was "fake" as soon as it ran, but I do understand that not everyone has the experience I might have with "terminating" living animals.
(Gosh that sounds so terrible when I write it like that.)

I wanna see the next commercial with a dog...
Guess what I want to see him doing when he gets zapped!

 

ahahah.... they are both awesome

 

If you love cats, do not close

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen! I like the way the cats' neck crunches just as it breaks

 

I think it's hilarious.
Couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it.

 

I loooove cats but thats just too ****ign funny lmao

 

Well , it's the same, but 14" wheels instead of 16", no long teeth style fog and rear lights, NO SUNROOF

17.74 sec. 1/4 mile with very bad tires..

I hope I can get one of those sunroof to put on my Ka, so the car can defend itself from scratching cats..

 

 

wonder if you could swap a yamaha 3.2 into that bad boy....

 

The cat one was ok, but that bird one, dang, priceless