i got alot of ricer friends and we constantly rag on each other's cars... they are mostly rice burners and i got a few jokes for them:

imports are like ******-- cheap and easy to leave behind

imports are like tampons-- every pu$$y has one

there's no replacement for cubic inch displacement

and so on and so on.....

BUT I NEED SOME NEW MATERIAL!! any ideas??? if so please post i wanna dog these sobs! THANKS!!

 

I have plenty of jokes but the apperance Forum is no place for this subject.


Try the lounge. Also check out www.riceboypage.com

 

the one i always see is.
what?
your honda has 1.6 liters and my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2 liters.

something like that!
lol!

 

LOL

 

Brent hasn't been in yet this morning I see...(Lounge Material).

I have a couple of ricer story's though that are hillarious - you should e-mail them some of those - they'd appreciate that.

 

Nah...if you want to dog em...just carry around a bowl with you with the word rice on it. Whenever they pull up...just hold up your bowl. Then you will be cool.

 

how about this one: my lug nutz require more torque than your car produces.

i like that one

 

 

This doesn't belong here and it's already in the Lounge so I'm just going to close it.