Kinda ruined my intended reply on the moles, them being real. Actually, with my sense of humor MG, there was little question, I saw the humor in your post. So no, I don't consider myself a 'terminal' case. My head scratching was looking beyond your humor. I was attempting to be ANALytical with Bret's post.

I've a bit of a problem with gophers, so if you develop an effective approach with the moles, pass it on.

Edit: Apology to Bret.... spelled his name incorrectly.