Can anyone CORRECTLY install a starter?...............TONIGHT!! I'll pay you for doing it. I didn't originally remove it or put it back but I just had to buy a new Optima battery (it was put back in wrong) and now it won't turn over! I want to start it TONIGHT. Call me at 601-9502 if you can/will do this TONIGHT and do it RIGHT. I'm a moron. I can design a fuel system but I've never messed with the starter before........

HELP!!!!!

 

Sorry but i have got to laugh

id help ya but im a little far out of the way at the moment.

Good luck

 

You assmunch. I'm NOT A MECHANIC! I'm a MORON! A frustrated moron. I NEED to hear the blower whine. The car is getting dyno tuned SOON. I can't do that if it doesn't run. I'm afraid I'll jack it up again(I didn't do it the first time).

 

Bran installuniversity.com . It has pictures for people like us...

 

If i give you a link to a how to site do you think you could pull it off??

 

put the purple wire on the small nut on the starter, the big red wire on the big nut on the starter

 

Ah............I don't know, man.................I could try.............

 

YOU'RE the ASSMUNCH! Call me, dude. lol. You can walk me through it. If memory serves me correctly (someone else's memory) there are THREE wires and TWO nuts.

P.S. I'm going back outside to jack the car back up and look at it MYSELF. It can't be that difficult, I've just never needed to mess with it myself.

 

nope 2 wires

 

What about the braided wire from the solenoid to the starter?

 

if you dont have it fixed tonight email me mrfox1979 ay yahoo.com


or call kc and i will swing by tomorrow

Eddie

 

Why don't you just set that thing ON FIRE...

You'd probably be happier that way.

(sorry thats probably the beer talking)

 

I tried to get the bastage to sell it to me. But he insists on blowing himself up before he gets it running

 

It appears that the starter is FRIED. Apparently, wiring the starter backwards the first time permanently damaged the starter and the battery. Soooooooo..............$300+ later..............

I'm going to write a book about all this when I'm done................as if it'll ever be done..............lol........

 

OMFG i hate you. You are horrible luck. I walked outside to jump in the car and move it. And it made noises from the starter without trying to turn over the engine.

then i let off and retried it and it fired up instantly. Its either the starter being gay or its the retarded ignition in my car(GM did a half *** $450 job on it)