Well let me start off by saying that i NEVER race my car. This is only the second time ive ever raced someone in my car in the year and a half that ive had it. But tonight i was getting onto the interstate and as im getting on theres this pack of like 8 ricers, and i mean these were POS cars too. Some ricers can look tasteful, but these were the kind of cars that had like 20 different colors on them. It was a mix of civics, integras, and preludes.

Well i merged onto the interstate and i ended up getting right into the middle of them. I had a ricer on each side of me. Well they all start revving at me, and i was like this is just great. I wasnt in the best of moods already b/c i had just got into a fight with the girl im talking to right now, and now i have like 8 ricers all revving at me at once. So not thinking i flash my lights at the civic in front and he takes off, and i sit there for like 10 seconds deciding whether or not to race him while giving him like a 4 car headstart Well i finally decide to floor it and lets jsut say it wasnt even a race. He comes up behind me once i slow down and does a "ricer fly-by" which just pisses me off even more so i floor it and switch lanes and take off and he tries to follow but just gives up after a while, and this time it was much worse b/c i didnt have to play "catch-up".

Well after the rest of them see this they all slow down and wont come up to me anymore. I slowed down to 55 in a 65 and they still wouldnt come up to me Well after a little while a prelude comes up to me and wants to play. He comes flying up in the other lane and i see him and floor it right as hes about to pass me. Well he got a little jump b/c he was already moving but after that i just pulled on him like crazy and he ended up shutting down after no time.

Well i thought it was done until this integra comes up and gets on my *** and flashes his lights and so i just floor it and put several carlengths on him and he just shuts down and so do i and that finally shut them all up. Best thing was NONE of them would pass me on the interstate the rest of the way.

It feels good to show up ricers in front of all their buddies.

Now i feel bad for running my car.

 

lol thats funny. around here no ricers even bother with me.

 

They got what they deserved for revving on you like a swarm of bees.

You know what they say, the little dog barks...err... the smallest bees buzz the loudest.

 

What are you driving? Mods?

 

nice , I guess by your user name you have some year firehawk?

 

I have to say, by far one of the most rewarding parts of owning these cars is watching ricers bow back and ride behind you after you embarrass their asses... When I first bought mine, I wanted some insulting sticker or license plate like riceetr or something like that... But when you actually do it a couple of times, its not even fun anymore... Just a waste of $2/gal gasoline... That is unless they have have their girls with them... in which case its totally worth watching the look on their face... knowing that after you disappear, their saying to their boyfriend "honey... why did that car just disappear into the horizon... I thought you said you had the fastest car around?"

 

It never gets old to me...
I've found that people will never learn, so why try to show them? Now I just take some of my frustration away and give it to them when I show them how crappy their car is.

 

Rice and muscle cars is like david and goliath, except goliath owns David, then eats him, digests him, then craps him out, then spits on his crap and insults it, and then feeds his insulted spit crap to his dog.

I hate seeing ricers driving around the city like they are race car drivers in supermachines. Even if they are supermachines, you can strap rockets to a piece of sh*t, it may go fast, but in the end it still is a piece of sh*t.

We shoudn't bash them to bad though because God has already punished them. They have to drive those POS' around all day. And then one day they will realize how lame they are, and have to live with with their guilt for the rest of their life.....MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA

 

Ive only owned my car for a year, so it still amazes me how often this happens. my z28 is pretty stock, but with a straight pipe exhaust coming out from under the license plate, it sounds pretty mean and the ricers hang way back after i give it to them..

 

Just an update to this post guys...

I went to my gym last night... there's this guy that goes there, he drives a 96-97ish civic. It has about a 5" wide exhaust and recaro seats and i think that's about it... So he pulls in... and he's wearing MOTHER F***ING driving gloves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They matched his seats and everything...

So my friend walks up to him and says "damn dude, that must be a fast ride to have to wear gloves" (with oh so much sarcasm in his voice) The kid said "yeah I was racing in Westminster before I came here... I only wear them when I race" to which my friend replied "man, when I get a fast car, I'll race you" the kid responded with something cocky like "bring anything you got"

followed by the two of us jumping in my camaro in the next spot over... Started it up, my friend says, so, wanna race now? The kid was like... "nah, I don't need to prove anything to you"

First thing I thought of was this post... just keepin you guys updated! haha

 

"Bring anything you got"...

Then, 10 seconds later; "nah, I don't need to prove anything to you."

People who talk trash with no intention of ever backing it up ar lame. This isn't cards...bluffing is not cool.

 

I was on the way to the camaro form the mall in the parking lot and like this altima with a kazoo exhaust, 1 racing seat, and some funky rims pull up (accompanied by booming rap music...). Anyways this car pulls up and both people in the car are wearing backwards baseball caps, the driver gets out and he's wearing driving gloves too, but the funny thing is when the passenger got out, he was also wearing driving gloves, lol. Plus there was some racing sticker on the car...
Anyways, I'm getting sick of these losers and their loser cars. Why would you take a Nissan Altima, and try to make it look like its a racing machine. And even if you did turn a nissan altima into a racing machine, why would you?

 

before my iroc broke down a few weeks ago me and my freind were driving and it was pretty late and we seen this accord coming up fast and it came up on my left and i seen a girl in the passenger so i caught up to this dude with his giant honda stick and fat exhaust and his girl was cute and he had his window rolled down so my freind yells " hey dude you must be a nice guy cuz it cant be for the sex" and im sitting there crakin up and all of a sudden he cuts me off and that frustrated me so we pull up to a light and hes getting all intense revvin at me so at the light i smash on it .. im pretty sure he had a turbo cuz i could sworn i heard the blow off valve but anways i start spnnin and he takes of about 2 seconds later i fly by him like nothin and just kept going..... then next light hes pissed and starts reving again so i rev it cuz it was funn and the light turns green and i continue laughin and just chill and the next light hes like " wat u think ur car can run mine.. i just kept laughin and turned to my destination