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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 12:52 PM
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Re: Viper Slayed!

Originally Posted by t27
I looked at your set - up (son)! Your proud of your rats nest of zexs mods. I thought you went Civic on me. You pull those et times on a milk bottle. No offense guys just bustin chops. Love in the makin. One of you needs to learn to use ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<---------------- those things. It's like Comedy Central. DEE De Deeee. God bless. Some of your sigs are like your proud, and not to knock you off your power wheels kids, but don't sell your sigs like your doing a frickin deal of NUKES with (Bin Laden).
HAHAHA, yeah, I was spraying away on that one chief! We all know that the only way to trap 107 MPH is to strap a big milk bottle in our cars. I use milk bottles from Oberweis Dairy. Where do you get yours? Do you use 1% or 2% bottles, because word on the street is that the 2% bottles are better? If you tell me what you use I'll keep it on the down low, if you know what I mean.
Old Oct 14, 2005 | 02:20 PM
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Either this guy is from another country, still attempting to master the english language, or is part of a goverment special education program helping mentally handicapped children use the internet.

Oh, and my mom slurps bumble bee's into the rainbow, while magical milk men of the third relm melt into the ice of bill clinton, food stamp pappa me gusta lemonade.

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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 10:06 PM
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I was going to lock this one but it's sooo damn entertaining.

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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by t27
One of you needs to learn to use ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<---------------- those things.
Psst... Don't tell anyone, those "things" are called comma(s).
BTW: Maybe you should try to "Learn to use" the English language before worrying about proper comma use.
Old Oct 15, 2005 | 12:16 AM
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lol... when i read the first post, i was like... is this guy for real?

then i go. wow.

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Old Oct 17, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by izzyz28
Where do you get yours? Do you use 1% or 2% bottles, because word on the street is that the 2% bottles are better? If you tell me what you use I'll keep it on the down low, if you know what I mean.
actually, skim milk is the way to go! :shocked: it is less dense than 1% and 2%, thereby giving the engine more potential horsepower by keeping it light. the 1% is too heavy and you will actually lose time with it! With skim milk, you dont have to use such a big bottle since it will inject faster: think about it as the water hose effect. Oh yeah; before you do this, double EDIT: TRIPLE check the welds on the intake manifold because you run the potential risk of blowing them out/melting them. GOOD LUCK
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by johnnyb
actually, skim milk is the way to go! :shocked: it is less dense than 1% and 2%, thereby giving the engine more potential horsepower by keeping it light. the 1% is too heavy and you will actually lose time with it! With skim milk, you dont have to use such a big bottle since it will inject faster: think about it as the water hose effect. Oh yeah; before you do this, double EDIT: TRIPLE check the welds on the intake manifold because you run the potential risk of blowing them out/melting them. GOOD LUCK
Oh yeah, you run even more potential of blowing out your rivets on the floorpan.
Old Oct 17, 2005 | 10:58 PM
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i think he has posted pics of his supra.... it is black twin turbo, looks pretty nice. I have never seen pics of his maro though....??
Old Oct 18, 2005 | 09:30 AM
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the other guy must have been granny shifting...or not double clutching...

amateurs with nice cars....
Old Oct 18, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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Riiiiiiiiight.

ENGLISH MOTHERF***ER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT? (We need a Samuel L. Jackson smilie)

The only part of your post thats true is that you were out on the town with your cow giving her a good milking.
Old Oct 18, 2005 | 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 00cls1camaross
i think he has posted pics of his supra.... it is black twin turbo, looks pretty nice. I have never seen pics of his maro though....??
Posting pics doesnt alway = owning the car in the pics
Old Oct 18, 2005 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by t27
I was out with my love last night out for dinner, and aftrwards it was so nice out we went for a cruise with the top down. We went down a dark road and just chilled to some MISFITS on the Alpine . I got to a red light out of the blue, and the moonlight 05 Viper pulled up with his top down. He said nice car I said nice car. I asked if he wanted to play in my wooded street area, he said but off course I have Grey Poupon. Green hit I felt like I was stuck do to such quality Goofyear makes . I finally hooked he was not to far but nothing a little 300 shot of milk can't handle I reaylyzed I was approaching 145 down the farm, and corn streets. I got to a stop sighn and he was in my rearview. I think it wa the romance in the air. Moral of the story we both did not talk trash nor had a (who's got the biggest d!*k contest). We respected one another. I love and I am attracted to breathing air. Would be cool to see some of you post more respected race kill tales.

ERRRR..... I can dress myself.
Old Oct 22, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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To post or not to post, that is the question.
Wether tis nobler on the 'net to suffer the Mouse clicks and Keystrokes of outrageous fortune,
Or to make false claims about cars you don't own
And by posting them...to lie...to be believed, no more.
And by a lie we say end the bs you post of the thousand horsepower cars you hath dreampt up,
Devoutly you hath wished you owned them, alas there is only to lie...and please....to post...no more......
Old Oct 22, 2005 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Z28COnrad
To post or not to post, that is the question.
Wether tis nobler on the 'net to suffer the Mouse clicks and Keystrokes of outrageous fortune,
Or to make false claims about cars you don't own
And by posting them...to lie...to be believed, no more.
And by a lie we say end the bs you post of the thousand horsepower cars you hath dreampt up,
Devoutly you hath wished you owned them, alas there is only to lie...and please....to post...no more......

bravo! can i get an encore
Old Oct 22, 2005 | 03:59 PM
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Re: Viper Slayed!

Originally Posted by izzyz28
My head hurts.
Mine too.
Wow, that's a severely tranced up read. Hang on to that that dealer of yours, you''ve got da good **** coach.



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