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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 12:20 PM
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Viper Slayed!

I was out with my love last night out for dinner, and aftrwards it was so nice out we went for a cruise with the top down. We went down a dark road and just chilled to some MISFITS on the Alpine . I got to a red light out of the blue, and the moonlight 05 Viper pulled up with his top down. He said nice car I said nice car. I asked if he wanted to play in my wooded street area, he said but off course I have Grey Poupon. Green hit I felt like I was stuck do to such quality Goofyear makes . I finally hooked he was not to far but nothing a little 300 shot of milk can't handle I reaylyzed I was approaching 145 down the farm, and corn streets. I got to a stop sighn and he was in my rearview. I think it wa the romance in the air. Moral of the story we both did not talk trash nor had a (who's got the biggest d!*k contest). We respected one another. I love and I am attracted to breathing air. Would be cool to see some of you post more respected race kill tales.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 01:52 PM
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My head hurts.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 02:09 PM
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all i got out of that was you pulled up to a light a viper pulls beside you you go fast you like to breathe in air you somehow got on a farm/cornfield and decided to stop and milk 300 cows because there was romance in the air
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 03:04 PM
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The whole point of this post seemed to be the correct way to relay a kill story. Nice technique.

Personally, I don't think there's a motor made that can handle a 300 shot of milk, so I'm going to have to call
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 03:22 PM
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700rwhp Z and a 800rwhp supra ? wow you guys must have plenyty of money to throw around. iam calling bs too.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lt1orls1
700rwhp Z and a 800rwhp supra ? wow you guys must have plenyty of money to throw around. iam calling bs too.
id have to agree also
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 07:07 PM
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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 10:31 PM
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Three hundred shot of milk= Three hundred shot of NITROUS OXIDE!
Out of the five of your high IQ standars of men. Just because I slayed your mothers and all of you came out of it, and I have not been such a great father in your child support, (cause if I was) you would at least be happy children with some car of a GM to be proud of. Is that BS. Have a nice day . Love your father ! If you would like to join me out on family outing well you have my e-mail. Love food stamp daddy.
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by izzyz28
My head hurts.

I looked at your set - up (son)! Your proud of your rats nest of zexs mods. I thought you went Civic on me. You pull those et times on a milk bottle. No offense guys just bustin chops. Love in the makin. One of you needs to learn to use ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<---------------- those things. It's like Comedy Central. DEE De Deeee. God bless. Some of your sigs are like your proud, and not to knock you off your power wheels kids, but don't sell your sigs like your doing a frickin deal of NUKES with (Bin Laden).

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Old Oct 13, 2005 | 11:11 PM
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No offense T, but I really don't understand what you are saying in any post...BTW, if you really have these cars, you wouldn't mind posting up some pics of them together and lettin us see under the hoods would you?
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by johnnyb
all i got out of that was you pulled up to a light a viper pulls beside you you go fast you like to breathe in air you somehow got on a farm/cornfield and decided to stop and milk 300 cows because there was romance in the air
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LMAO
Old Oct 13, 2005 | 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by t27
Out of the five of your high IQ standars of men.
What does this mean?

Originally Posted by t27
Just because I slayed your mothers and all of you came out of it, and I have not been such a great father in your child support, (cause if I was) you would at least be happy children with some car of a GM to be proud of. Is that BS.
What does this mean?

Originally Posted by t27
Have a nice day . Love your father ! If you would like to join me out on family outing well you have my e-mail.
What does this mean?

Originally Posted by t27
Love food stamp daddy.
What does this mean?
Old Oct 14, 2005 | 12:50 AM
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This is obviously a joke, no one who could operate a computer could be this stupid.

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Old Oct 14, 2005 | 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Z28WannaB
This is obviously a joke, no one who could operate a computer could be this stupid.

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Dunno, maybe... But, I've learned not to underestimate peoples ability to be idiots.
Old Oct 14, 2005 | 06:13 AM
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hear ye hear ye, thee have a shmuck onboard. tho shall parcel the burden of proof for yea's milk. .....omg, sounds like shakespear does gm. thou shall not call bs withst love in the air.

700rwhp Z and a 800rwhp supra ? wow you guys must have plenyty of money to throw around. iam calling bs too.
of course he has a lot of money. he bought cloaking technology. so sorry, but the cars wont appear on film. er,...instead they magically diguse themselves as a '78 gremlin, and a '73 duster. genius i tell thee!



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