Stupid Eclipse
Stupid Eclipse
I never post in here, but I just couldn't resist, ever since I started going to UTI I've seen some of the worst ricemobiles known to man.
Anyway, I'm leaving school tonight and I'm usually pretty cool and don't make a moron out of myself, but tonight I actually got in front at a red light and I pull up next to an older style eclipse, but amazingly enough, it doesn't have a wing, fartcan or anything. Since I'm in front, I step on it pretty hard since it's really the only time I get to enjoy my gas guzzler in city traffic, once I get up to the speed limit I just cruise. Well, I guess the guy in the eclipse just couldn't take that, so of course he started catching up for his ricer flyby... anyway a short trip through 2nd gear told him not to try again. Anyway, we both turn right and what chance, another light next to him. We both take off and I end up in front (of course), I shift to 2nd early and grind the heck out of it
. After that he keeps trying to fly past me, I just stuck it in fourth and kept catching up to him, by this time you can tell he's getting pissed off
- he's driving the **** out of his car and I'm just cruising next to him. I stop by at the post office, drop off my mail, and of course, I somehow manage to pull up to him at another red light.
He wouldn't even look over of course.
All my experiences with my car has taught me one thing: I love rubbing the salt in those wounds.
Hope you enjoyed my story of two morons on the road- one with a fast car, one with a slow car.
I dunno, sometimes I just can't help myself.
Anyway, I'm leaving school tonight and I'm usually pretty cool and don't make a moron out of myself, but tonight I actually got in front at a red light and I pull up next to an older style eclipse, but amazingly enough, it doesn't have a wing, fartcan or anything. Since I'm in front, I step on it pretty hard since it's really the only time I get to enjoy my gas guzzler in city traffic, once I get up to the speed limit I just cruise. Well, I guess the guy in the eclipse just couldn't take that, so of course he started catching up for his ricer flyby... anyway a short trip through 2nd gear told him not to try again. Anyway, we both turn right and what chance, another light next to him. We both take off and I end up in front (of course), I shift to 2nd early and grind the heck out of it
. After that he keeps trying to fly past me, I just stuck it in fourth and kept catching up to him, by this time you can tell he's getting pissed off
- he's driving the **** out of his car and I'm just cruising next to him. I stop by at the post office, drop off my mail, and of course, I somehow manage to pull up to him at another red light.
He wouldn't even look over of course.All my experiences with my car has taught me one thing: I love rubbing the salt in those wounds.
Hope you enjoyed my story of two morons on the road- one with a fast car, one with a slow car.
I dunno, sometimes I just can't help myself.
Re: Stupid Eclipse
LOL I meant post as in my own thread. Usually I just offer insight as to why someone won or lost. Of course, I don't really ever get in very many good races. Although there was a Mercedes I had a fender on all the way through third. The look of surprise on that guy's face was priceless...
Re: Stupid Eclipse
This reminds me of yesterday night with a civic. He had a wing and fartcan and everything well i ended up passing him cause i was gettin on it a little to play with him. Well i slow down and i see him coming up on me again so i drop it into third and as soon as he gets to my door i hit it again and pulled it away. Slowed down again and he pulls up another time same thing. It was quite fun with me being able to pull away from him so fast.
Re: Stupid Eclipse
Good kill man. These clowns just dont know when to stop. I raced an Eclipse one time. Got em up to about 140 and I let off because I was afraid of cops. He blew by me but we both know who won. Got to the stop light and we just waved at eachother. Sure he was a ricer but he had a good attitude. The best thing was, his g/f was in the passenger seat.
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