welp, i'm on my way home tonight and pull up at a light next to a civic with a big wing on it. no fart can, no stickers, no wheels- just a wing. the light goes green and he takes off as hard as only a stock civic with a wing can. actually, i didn't realize that he was trying to race until i saw carbon come out of that tiny exhaust tip of his. i do a quick scan for the police and then mat it. my car drops into low and spins, but i pull up on him hard. the 1-2 shift comes right as i go by and he gets a good view of my z blowing past him sideways. the car continues to fishtail as i proceed to put buslenths on him up to about 60-65 (damn 30 degree weather). i didn't really need to do it, but something about that damn wing made me.

cliffnotes: stock civic with wing mod takes on lightly mod'd ls1 fbod with predictable results.

 

fortunately, only one of the probe gang works with me. currently, his car smokes so bad that it looks like it is on fire when he starts it! what a pos. no wonder he is looking for a new engine. after i offered to take all of 'ems lunch money (and brought in a timeslip to back up my smack-talk), i haven't heard a peep out of him about it. go figure.

 

That's a riot! That probe guy needs to give up now before the real embarassment begins!

Nice beat down on the rice boy too!