I know this isnt even worth posting, but it was too funny, at least to me. Driving up the Tri-State Tollway I pass a new Scion with the full ricer treatment. Wheels, muffler, cheesy graphics, and a huge sticker in the rear window that says "KAOTIK KUSTOMZ" or some crap. Anyways, we ended up next to each other at the toll booth. We leave at the same time. I'm at about 1/3 throttle pacing him in first gear. At about 25 MPH I decide from his exhaust note that he is going for it! I decide to be a ***** and I GAG it, pulling a carlength as my tires desparately fight for traction. I bet I wasn't in the throttle more than a second. Didn't even hit 45 MPH and it was over. At least he looked good getting owned. I know I'm a *****, but that's how I get my jollies off. Thanks for wasting 30 seconds of your day reading this, and be sure to check out www.laughatrice.com for a few good laughs. I gotta get me a digital camera and troll the parking lots around here.

Oh yeah, to redeem myself I'll share that I walked a Lightning at least five times on the interstate last Friday. We raced from varying speeds, and I pulled everytime. Don't know if it was stock or not, but the owner was really cool.

 

lol

 

so, where's the race?

 

See my quote from the original post below. The whole point of the thread was that the "race" was a complete joke. He had it to the floor and I blipped the throttle and owned him. I guess I really shouldn't call it a race, but it was funny as hell.