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Yes, I am in front of you for a reason!
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Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Old Apr 19, 2005 | 10:27 AM
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Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Vote for the corniest, or best, or stupidest, or don't vote. Just some musings on some quotes.

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Old Apr 19, 2005 | 12:30 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

My shirt from tshirthell.com says "Mace just makes me hornier" ....it's hilarious I think
Old Apr 19, 2005 | 01:00 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Actually I saw a funny shirt this past weekend at fun ford here in atlanta. "Your Import sounds like my a$$ after a night of mexican food"
Old Apr 19, 2005 | 05:24 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Good Kill
Old Apr 19, 2005 | 05:32 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Originally Posted by Mtdewandal
Actually I saw a funny shirt this past weekend at fun ford here in atlanta. "Your Import sounds like my a$$ after a night of mexican food"
thats awesome...
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 12:24 AM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

I liked the caption I read on an ad for a Suzuki GSX-R 1000 ..... it said "If you lose, it's your fault" ..... thought that was pretty funny / true!
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 08:33 AM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

I have a t shirt that you guy's would like. I got it at 'stang gear

Huge AS# aluminum wing- $250

chrome coffee can weed eater muffler- $125

spanking a wanna be import by 28 car lenths- PRICELESS

I have another one that says

If it aint stroked,juiced, or blown your wasting my time!!
Old Apr 20, 2005 | 05:40 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

My lugnuts take more torque than your import even makes!!
Old Apr 24, 2005 | 10:34 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

i just surfed tshirthell a little, man do they have some brazen shirts on there! i had to slap myself for laughing at some of them.

i second the "My lugnuts take more torque than your import even makes!!" qoute tho, it's my all time favorite.
Old Apr 26, 2005 | 03:43 AM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

my buddy has a license plate holder that says " Yes its fast, No you cant drive it"
Old Apr 26, 2005 | 10:23 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

My license plate frame says "so many mustangs so little time" It tends to offend our blue oval friends.
Old Apr 27, 2005 | 12:47 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Originally Posted by slogtp
My license plate frame says "so many mustangs so little time" It tends to offend our blue oval friends.

NICE!
Old May 1, 2005 | 02:28 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

My favorite is:

"Racing in a honda is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded"

I just think that ones hillarious
Old May 1, 2005 | 09:19 PM
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Re: Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

I still like the "my car can beat up your car" shirt
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