don't you just love reading good kill stories?

so yeah.. post some of your favourite kills.


its amazing what these f bodies are really capable of.

 

I like the kill story about the girl who's all like "My bf's car is so fast he'll smoke you" then the guy in the Camaro snaps her head back by jerking it forward a bit or something. I love that one. I also read one on the kill story section linked from a 'Stang site where the guy has the loser's gf's thong in his car after lol.

 

hahaha..

but im talking about your own kill stories, that happened here.

 

Well, I ate a 2002ish mustang cobra and a slightly older one at the track last night

 

My BumbleBee disguised hon-duh DX kill story.

I was stopped at a red light a few weeks ago, and I hear this bumblebee buzzing noise approaching, i check rear-view mirror.. what do i see a HonDuh of course.

Luckily for him, he thinks; there is no car next to me.. and my v6firefury. So when he gets next to me at the red light, he revs two times I look over, see asian dude, rims, type R stickers, MUGEN racing BS or whatever that is.. look back, see huge tail.. and I assume there is of course the fart can..so yeah i rev back one lil bit....

Light turns green, guy punches it but so do I.. im going all the way to like 6500 RPM, quick shift to second... my tires squeak.. once again up to like redline, into third. and bam im ahead and he's behind, light is red up ahead so had to shut down but i tottaly kicked his faker Type-R poser ***. That honDuh had to be a DX, I cannot even beat an SI if the drivers' good..let alone a true Type-R

so that was my recent killstory, go V6!

i raced that dude in the black T/A on scott road for fun, we were side to side until 2500RPM in first!! and then i was admiring his true dual exhaust setup :P

 

nice.

anyone have any corvette kill stories?

has anyone raced a viper or something of that calibre?

 

My alltime favorite was downtown van on a friday night . . . were just cruising round having fun and I pull up to the light ( shotgun ) followed quickly by this black sunfire . Dude shoots up beside me and grabs the open hole to my left . . . story goes something like this

His buddie in the passenger seat "hey man nice car whats that got "

Me " 4 banger man "

Him with smirk ( leans over to driver ) " its a 4 man we can take him lets do it "

Light goes green and If ever someone was ripped a new assh0le it was these two guys

 

4 banger? hahahah that is so ****ign funny, expecially cuz they believed you hahhahah

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

Oh your OWN kill. Ooooh. The time this kid at school would constantly be like "Oh, if i had the Subaru WRX/Lancer, I'd SMOKE your POS GTI blah blah blah blah the beauty of AWD it's glued to the road i'll smoke you in the twisties yadda yadda yadda etc Well, he drives a Civic. I think it's an Si. Well I was skipping last block, going home early and he comes up behind me and revs. Well the big long stretch of road turns into 2 and we're far away from any school zones, plus around 1:45ish = no cars, so he hits it and i do the same. By the time I hit 70 km/h, i was buslenghts in front and could barely see his headlights. then i would say to him when he bragged about his "future cars" Look, bud, until you can beat my car, actually, STFU

 

Well i am shure a few of you know about this one i was just leaving pk one night and i was lined up at the light right in front of pk and a 2002 blowin cobra bulls up beside me so i figure why not give everyoen a show so i giver had him till about half way in second gear then he killed me. not really a kill story but it's a classic

 

^ what car do you drive?

 

i'll give you a kill story from my truck, i've beat 2 vipers in it before.. lights only. its a sleeper. looks like a lowered farm truck.

First time i went down to langely to race in my truck, we went to tim hortons to check it all out. i had raced a couple races already as we had snuck away and done it alone.. but the last ones i didn't.. i saw a early 90's 3rd gen white camaro z28, a 4th gen firebird (he looked hte most stock with some pretty plain rims but by far had hte nicest sounding exhaust), and a 2 gen camaro parked against a building in hte corner. i walk over and challenged one of htem to a race. told htem just for fun. told them i have a 4000 pound gmc pickup with a small block in it. which i do. anyways after some convincing the 3rd gen camaro decides he wants to race me.. has one of those square spoilers on the back. anyways we decided to go down to the goodyear track i think its called. so as we all start up our veichles a lof of heads spin very quickley. i have a rather loud exhaust as does those guys appearntly.. so we all pull outa timmies and head down there.. lots of people were just driving in as me adn the camaro lined up.. so we hit it.. i pulled a lil ahead in first.. went to shift to second BLEW THE SHIFT and went to third hit thie nitrous and just walked on him.... pulled all the way to the end. haha the guy couldn't believe it! he comes up to my truck yelling holy **** man you gotta race my buddies firebird!! (i think the firebird was white too) so i line up with him... we hit it.. i miss no shifts, hit nitrous in second gear and just start pulling. all hte way to the end for another win. i was spinning a lot of heads by this time.. i finally lined up with the last 2nd gen camaro withs ome big meats on the back. he does a quick burnout and we give it.. he spun on hte line and i just walked. i guess according to my buddys there were a lot of comments like why bother having a car when you can have a truck like that!! i was pretty proud of my ol truck

 

hey are any of hte guys on here actually that i talked about in the story. it was A LONG time ago now.. couple years i'd think.
the same night i also raced a red mustang with checkered flags on the window at hte top (who i just ****ing raped) and i raced a black twin turbo grand national that ran a 10.8 at mission. big east indian guy driving it.. he walked on me good.

 

Very Nice Smoke Show!

You're story is rather hard to read though, you might want to try breaking it up into a couple of seperate paragraphs next time for reader enjoyment.

I was cruising around Chilliwack heading the general direction of home when a fellow in a red 67 Camaro RS started to follow me.
I was a really nice looking car.
Red with a black bumblebee stripe. I noticed it had not the 327 badging that it should but rather a 350 in it's place.
We talked for over a minute at a stoplight. He was very friendly and wanted to know about my car, and I wanted to know about his.
Turns out it was a 350, that was breathed on a little.
He must have been in his late 40's so I was surpised when he asked if I wanted to have a race.
I of coarse agreed but asked him to follow me to a deserted side street.
We traveled along together until we got there. When we did he pulled up beside me and asked if we could go from a roll as that he doesn't get much traction with the older style tires.
I'd say we were going about 30 and went on the third honk.
I began to pull on him immediatly as I shifted through the gears. He kept up but I'd say he was about 5 car lengths behind by the time we shut it down - both of us doing around 180.
We pulled over and chatted for a while, turns out it wasn't his car but rather his brothers and he was car sitting for a month.
I love to race the old muscle.