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Old Feb 19, 2005 | 10:38 PM
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Talking poor mustangs, good for nothing!

found this on another message board thought u guys might like it

A Mustang cannot beat an LS1. Simply cannot happen. Please refer to this guide if you're a Mustang owner that thinks you may have beaten an LS1.

#1 The LS1 cannot be beaten.
#2 All Mustangs are stock.
#3 All LS1s run mid/high 12s bone stock from the factory.
#4 Even the 03 Cobra is a mid 13 car.
#5 The LS1 was not racing.
#6 The LS1 was parked.
#7 The LS1 was just playing with you.
#8 The LS1 was actually a V-6 with Z28 badges.
#9 The LS1 was actually an LT1, which can only be beaten by an LS1.
#10 The race does not count because it ended before 160mph.
#11 The race does not count because it did not start from a roll.
#12 The race does not count because the LS1's passenger was performing oral on the driver.
#13 The race does not count because the LS1 was not properly tuned.
#14 If you still feel your Mustang may have beaten an LS1, please see #1.
Old Feb 19, 2005 | 11:18 PM
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Re: poor mustangs, good for nothing!

yep, mustangs are slow, still have never seen one live from the side of a road racing a ls1 and winning.
Old Feb 20, 2005 | 07:48 AM
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Re: poor mustangs, good for nothing!

Originally Posted by 94 BLUE Z MR
#3 All LS1s run mid/high 12s bone stock from the factory.
#4 Even the 03 Cobra is a mid 13 car.

More like a stock LS1 runs low 13's and a newer Cobra would be pushing the 12's. I know I've raced the snakes with my slightly modded LS1. Those supercharged Cobra's have higher rated hp over the LS1. That's why GM made the LS2.
Old Feb 20, 2005 | 10:31 AM
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Re: poor mustangs, good for nothing!

Bah . . . mustangs are like surrey girls . . . cheap, easy and everybody loves to hate'em . . . but there always there when you need'em
Old Feb 20, 2005 | 11:09 AM
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Re: poor mustangs, good for nothing!

hahahahaha
Old Feb 21, 2005 | 12:57 AM
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OMG that is sooo true F'n hilarious
Old Feb 22, 2005 | 01:18 PM
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Re: poor mustangs, good for nothing!

there are fast and slow from both sides
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