(JOKE) Don't put pen's in your mouth...
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(JOKE) Don't put pen's in your mouth...
A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check..
She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some a$$hole's got my pen."
She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.
She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some a$$hole's got my pen."
That's pretty funny stuff....
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Originally posted by AlexH
And if anyone was wondering how you tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular one....
... it's how they taste.
And if anyone was wondering how you tell the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular one....
... it's how they taste.
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OK, here is a cleaner one......
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushed her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushed her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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