? Mike

 

He called me last week from Alaska...he got into a little bit of trouble on his cruise ship and has to spend the next 3 months in jail .

 

Serious?

 

Uh Oh !! , dont drop the soap

What kinda trouble . . .

 

He tried to install a giant Nitrous system onto one of the ships turbine generators...and he hooked up the "little red button" to the Captain's chair. As soon as the captain sat down the entire boat propelled forward and hit an iceberg.

True story I swear .

 

aly thats a load of

i heard he tried to do weight reduction on the ships by cutting away body parts with a little grinder he had conceiled in his bag.. when asked wtf he was doing . he said it made his car faster so he tried it on the ship .. they didnt believe him and thought he was sabotaging the ship

THATS THE REAL STORY

 

hahaha this is funny ****

 

Actually, I heard that he was trying to increase performance by creating a freer flowing exhaust, and when the captain noticed him trying to replace the 75 foot diameter smoke stacks with a larger SLP loudmouth 100-foot unit, he had him thrown into the brig for a night. Apparently, the captain liked the idea of the better exhaust, but felt that the significant noise increase was going to lead to a higher mortality of whales and dolphins through brain hemoraging.

Really, that's the truth. But since then, I haven't heard a word from him...

 

I heard a similar story to what ChriSS heard. The captain did like the 100 foot diameter stainless steel mandrel bent stack, but it was just too noisy without the catilytic converters.


All of the people on the ship were walking around looking for the NASCAR event on the ship, as they were confused by the NASCAR type sounding exhaust that they constantly heard coming outof the stack

 

I just got back from an Alaska cruise and believe you me it is easy to get in trouble. Ask the bartenders, they know my bar bill.