Things to never say to a cop:
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From: Owosso, MI. USA
Things to never say to a cop:
THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've be! en doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've be! en doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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From: Haslett, Michigan
Don't ever say
"While you are holding my license, can I hold your gun? "
Or,
"Hey! Nice gun! I got one just like it in the glovebox!"
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True story, albeit a little off-topic:
Last summer I got pulled over in the Trans Am while carrying my concealed weapon. The cop took my gun, dropped the mag onto the road, racked the slide and ejected the live round onto the pavement, then knelt down and put the pistol carefully onto the road surface. He looked at it for a few seconds, then picked it up and took it to his cruiser.
Then, he asked me how fast was I going. I told him no more than 45 MPH. He then tried to tell me I was going at least 60 MPH in a 45 zone.
I responded with a polite "I was going no more than 45." He then did a complete inspection of my whole car, from tires, to license plate, to my kid's child safety restraints. He checked EVERYTHING, including looking under the car at the exhaust. (Yes, there is a catylitic converter under there)
15 minutes later, he returns my license, registration, proof of insurance, pistol, magazine, and now-dented live round, and gives me a nice lecture on how disrespectful all of Ingham County is towards their sherrifs. He said he didn't get a radar lock on me and that was the only reason he wasn't writing a ticket. (uh huh. Thankyouverymuch.)
He was just profiling me because I looked him in the eye as I drove past and smiled. I saw him at first as a friendly Ingham County sherriff's patrol officer. He saw me at first as a disrespecting smartass. Now, who is it with the disrespect problem? Big, big chip on that guy's shoulder.
"While you are holding my license, can I hold your gun? "
Or,
"Hey! Nice gun! I got one just like it in the glovebox!"
-------------------
True story, albeit a little off-topic:
Last summer I got pulled over in the Trans Am while carrying my concealed weapon. The cop took my gun, dropped the mag onto the road, racked the slide and ejected the live round onto the pavement, then knelt down and put the pistol carefully onto the road surface. He looked at it for a few seconds, then picked it up and took it to his cruiser.
Then, he asked me how fast was I going. I told him no more than 45 MPH. He then tried to tell me I was going at least 60 MPH in a 45 zone.
I responded with a polite "I was going no more than 45." He then did a complete inspection of my whole car, from tires, to license plate, to my kid's child safety restraints. He checked EVERYTHING, including looking under the car at the exhaust. (Yes, there is a catylitic converter under there)
15 minutes later, he returns my license, registration, proof of insurance, pistol, magazine, and now-dented live round, and gives me a nice lecture on how disrespectful all of Ingham County is towards their sherrifs. He said he didn't get a radar lock on me and that was the only reason he wasn't writing a ticket. (uh huh. Thankyouverymuch.)
He was just profiling me because I looked him in the eye as I drove past and smiled. I saw him at first as a friendly Ingham County sherriff's patrol officer. He saw me at first as a disrespecting smartass. Now, who is it with the disrespect problem? Big, big chip on that guy's shoulder.
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From: Fowlerville,Mi,U.S.A.
I can't help it, i have a bunch of smartass friends but..... I personally liked,
No Mister Budweiser, I wasn't drinking any officers.
Sorry Sir, i can't walk the white line but i'll sure help your snort one.
No Mister Budweiser, I wasn't drinking any officers.
Sorry Sir, i can't walk the white line but i'll sure help your snort one.
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