I felt the need to put some post some stuff for sale from the local papers.


FREE 2002 Camaro SS, 6-speed, runs great, hopefully the wife will also after I sell her car.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.


(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything

 

I'll pass on the free ss but would love to have those encyclopedias.

 

lol, that's awesome!

 

You already have a wife, what do you need encyclopedias for?

 

I thought they might have some info on what it's like to be single again.

 

I like the gay bull for sale one. great stuff.