Subject: Judgement Day


A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for
judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the others?"
"Ah, those . . ." Satan said with a groan, "they're all from Michigan.
They're still way too cold and wet to burn."

 

Its funny because its true.

I got back from Florida at 6:30 last night. By 7:00pm, my feet were already frozen. I HATE COLD GOD DAMNIT! Isnt it against the laws of nature to be both sunburnt and frostbitten at the same time?