It's great to be a man!!
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From: Dorr,MI
It's great to be a man!!
IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN, BECAUSE ........
Your @ss is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting some.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a crap if someone notices your new haircut.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
**** movies are designed with you in mind.
You can open all your own jars.
You never have to drive to another gas station
because this one's just too icky.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something,
he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for
hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit
you just might become lifelong friends.
You're not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives,
December 24th, in 45 minutes.
Farting is an acceptable thing to do.
The world is your urinal.
Your @ss is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting some.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a crap if someone notices your new haircut.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
**** movies are designed with you in mind.
You can open all your own jars.
You never have to drive to another gas station
because this one's just too icky.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something,
he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for
hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit
you just might become lifelong friends.
You're not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives,
December 24th, in 45 minutes.
Farting is an acceptable thing to do.
The world is your urinal.
Last edited by CR97WS6; Sep 18, 2002 at 12:50 PM.
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Re: It's great to be a man!!
Originally posted by CR97WS6
IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN, BECAUSE ........
Farting is an acceptable thing to do.
The world is your urinal.
IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN, BECAUSE ........
Farting is an acceptable thing to do.
The world is your urinal.
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