Aight well took a look at the bottom of the car. Rear of the intake is not leaking oil, nor is the valve covers. I also got under the car and removed the starter and inspection cover. The back of the flywheels is totally and entirely dry so the rear main isn't the issue. I'm thinkin that it's the dipstick tube or maybe even oil pan gasket. The bolts were snug on the pan so I don't think it was loose and leaking. I just purchased a new dipstick because it does appear that it is not solidly in it's place. Anyone else ever have this problem.

-Brian