Well, on second thought, maybe not.

At any rate, here are some car related jokes from www.jokecenter.com:

What your car says about you:
ACURA INTEGRA - I have always wanted to own the Buick of
sports cars.

ACURA LEGEND - I'm too bland for German cars.

AUDI 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.

BUICK PARK AVENUE - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.

CADILLAC SEVILLE - I am a pimp.

CHEVROLET CAMARO - I enjoy beating people up.

CHEVROLET CHEVETTE - I like seeing people's reactions when I
tell them I have a 'Vette.

CHEVROLET CORVETTE - I am going through a mid-life crisis.

DATSUN 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.

DODGE DAYTONA- I delivered pizzas for four years to get this car.

FORD MUSTANG - I slow down to 85 in school zones.

FORD CROWN VICTORIA - I enjoy having people slow to 45 and change lanes when they pull up behind me.

GEO STORM - I start 11th grade in the fall.

GEO TRACKER - I start 12th grade in the fall.

HONDA CIVIC - I have just graduated and have no credit.

HONDA ACCORD - I lack any originality.

INFINITI Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

JAGUAR XJ6 - I am so rich that I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.

LINCOLN TOWN CAR - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.

MAZDA TRUCK - I only WANT people to think I'm a construction worker.

MERCEDES 500SL - I will beat the **** out of you if you ask for an
autograph.

MAZDA MIATA - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.

MGB - I am dating a mechanic.

MITSUBISHI DIAMANTE - I don't know what it means either.

NISSAN 300ZX - I have a government paid car.

PLYMOUTH NEON - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

PONTIAC TRANS AM - I have a switch blade in my sock.

SUBARU LEGACY - I've always wanted a Japanese car more inferior than Isuzu.

TOYOTA CAMRY - I am still in the closet.

VOLKSWAGON BEETLE - I still watch Patridge Family reruns.

VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET - I am out of the closet.

VOLKSWAGON MICROBUS - I am tripping out right now.

Two Blondes and a Mustang
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the
car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest
for a second.

When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting
to rain and the top's down!"

12 days of Redneck Christmas

Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

12 pack of Bud
11 rasslin tickets
10 a Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 pack of Redman
6 cans of spam
5 FLANNEL SHIRTS....
4 big mo tires
3 shotgun shells
2 hunting dogs
and parts to a Mustang GT...


There are some better jokes, but they are not PG-13

I suppose I should talk abot something related to future vehicles....hmm...the new GTO sucks!

 

 

LOL!

 

Love it.