Toyotas affraid that the Scion brand might be stealing sales from existing low priced Toyotas and selling to the same demographics so Scion will introduce their own sub-brand to go after even younger potential car buyers.

The New brand will be called "Toyion" and they will market strollers, pacifiers, and diapers for newborns and toddlers within existing grocier stores and playgrounds.

Strollers will have aftermarket accessories like custom wheels, stereos (for blasting Raffi), and special cup-holders for personalized sippy-cups and bottles. Custom embroidered diapers will be have custom logos created by the toddlers so they can show-off their individuality.

 

...aftermarket parts to be supplied by:

Kenner
Hasbro
Step2
Mattel

But why stop there - they should expand the range:

Scion-tology (For cult members - John Travolta would promote).

Scion-tific American (for the Nerd Market)

Scion-tific Notation (for Math Freaks)

 

Good one...

Giant Aluminum Wings for Strollers!!!

 

And they will use higher quality plastics than your average GM car...


okay, maybe that was uncalled for..

 

OMG, this thread is a hoot!