new chevy slogan
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,440
From: five-one-oh/nine-oh-nine
you guys are thinking too small with "america" this or that. gotta go worldwide. "Chevrolet, the gutter of the world."
with rebadged Deawoos and the VAZ Nivas coming back as Chevys its obvious Chevy is kicking it down a notch or two more. or what about, "Chevy, how low can we go?"
with rebadged Deawoos and the VAZ Nivas coming back as Chevys its obvious Chevy is kicking it down a notch or two more. or what about, "Chevy, how low can we go?"
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 3,376
From: Sarasota FL
"Chevrolet: Even in the '80s, when everyone was making a pile of ****, our cars were still more desireable than they are today"
Or...
"Chevrolet: We used to know performance, we used to know how to make a nice looking car that went fast. Oops..."
Or...
"Chevrolet: We used to know performance, we used to know how to make a nice looking car that went fast. Oops..."
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Joined: Sep 1999
Posts: 1,873
From: South Jersey
"The Ultimate Rental Machine."
"F*** You, Consumer Reports"
"We don't make a lot of the cars you buy, we make a lot of the cars you buy duller".
"In case of emergency, chrome bar removes to become a defensive weapon."
"We were going to run the chrome bar all the way around the cars, but the bean counters cost saved it out."
"F*** You, Consumer Reports"
"We don't make a lot of the cars you buy, we make a lot of the cars you buy duller".
"In case of emergency, chrome bar removes to become a defensive weapon."
"We were going to run the chrome bar all the way around the cars, but the bean counters cost saved it out."
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 3,647
From: At car shows and cruise nights!
Todays Chevrolet:
"We Used To Be Cool"
"Our Cars Might Be Boring....But They Do Have Good Quality!!"
"Yes Our Designers And Stylists Are Insane"
"Putting Feeling Into Cars....How Does That Go Again??"
"Mediocrity At Its Absolute Best"
"We Don't Know How To Use Model Designations Correctly"
"There's No Excitement Here, Isn't Much In The Other Divisions Either"
"V8/RWD, Yeah Right!!"
"Even We Are Trying To Figure Out Why You Buy Our Cars"
"We Used To Be Cool"
"Our Cars Might Be Boring....But They Do Have Good Quality!!"
"Yes Our Designers And Stylists Are Insane"
"Putting Feeling Into Cars....How Does That Go Again??"
"Mediocrity At Its Absolute Best"
"We Don't Know How To Use Model Designations Correctly"
"There's No Excitement Here, Isn't Much In The Other Divisions Either"
"V8/RWD, Yeah Right!!"
"Even We Are Trying To Figure Out Why You Buy Our Cars"
Last edited by IZ28; Sep 18, 2003 at 02:34 AM.
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 745
From: New Jersey
"Chevy Super Sport, because we have to match Nissan's Base Altima with our badass Impalla."
"Chevy, like a rock, much like our performance"
"Chevy Silverado SS, because sport doesnt matter, its all about a high stickers, low power, and extended cab"
"Chevy, like a rock, much like our performance"
"Chevy Silverado SS, because sport doesnt matter, its all about a high stickers, low power, and extended cab"
