Best Bumper Sticker/T-Shirt Quote

Vote for the corniest, or best, or stupidest, or don't vote. Just some musings on some quotes.

My shirt from tshirthell.com says "Mace just makes me hornier" ....it's hilarious I think

Actually I saw a funny shirt this past weekend at fun ford here in atlanta. "Your Import sounds like my a$$ after a night of mexican food" :D

Good Kill :thumb:

Actually I saw a funny shirt this past weekend at fun ford here in atlanta. "Your Import sounds like my a$$ after a night of mexican food" :D
thats awesome... :D

I liked the caption I read on an ad for a Suzuki GSX-R 1000 ..... it said "If you lose, it's your fault" ..... thought that was pretty funny / true!;)

I have a t shirt that you guy's would like. I got it at 'stang gear

Huge AS# aluminum wing- $250

chrome coffee can weed eater muffler- $125

spanking a wanna be import by 28 car lenths- PRICELESS

I have another one that says

If it aint stroked,juiced, or blown your wasting my time!!

My lugnuts take more torque than your import even makes!!

i just surfed tshirthell a little, man do they have some brazen shirts on there! i had to slap myself for laughing at some of them.

i second the "My lugnuts take more torque than your import even makes!!" qoute tho, it's my all time favorite.

my buddy has a license plate holder that says " Yes its fast, No you cant drive it" :)

My license plate frame says "so many mustangs so little time" :D It tends to offend our blue oval friends.

My license plate frame says "so many mustangs so little time" :D It tends to offend our blue oval friends.


NICE! :D

My favorite is:

"Racing in a honda is like the special olympics, even if you win your still retarded"

I just think that ones hillarious :D :D :D

I still like the "my car can beat up your car" shirt