Got this over at another Thread and just thought I would share because it is pretty funny.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is

(scratches)...

Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,

Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?

Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?

Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?

My brain's dead weight,

I'm trying to get my head straight,

but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.

And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "

Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.

Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,

And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.

I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it

took me to put my altezzas on.

"Come here bas***d" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"

I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!



Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is

(scratches)...

Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,

But dem g**damn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.

99% of my crew I have to lie to,

I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,

My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,

****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.



Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is

(scratches)...

Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.

Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.

I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,

But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.



Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is

(scratches)...

Rice Burner

 

Dude, that's *&^%( awesome! Shows how bad it's gotten. I had a beige 95-ish automatic Altima with hubcaps and a sheet metal wing try to mess with me the other day- The guy had a sheet metal wing and grey hubcaps! They weren't even chrome! What are these people thinking?!?

 

how come no ricers ever come up to me? and i used to be a V6 when they had a chance.

 

They don't mess with me anymore either
they won't even look over if im beside them