I used my Protoge5 <Mazda> to go up to PetSmart and bought my g/f dogs and cats some food. At a light on the way out of the Fayetteville pavillion I had a punk in a civic DX makin fun of my wagon.
I then remembered that when i went to the Last F-body shootout in Reynolds Ga that a civic dx w/header, cai, cam underdrive pulys and electric fan ran a 18.3 in the quarter. I ran a nice 17.1 in my wagon
So I ask the douch bag what hes got done to his car and after a few nagging seconds about header, cam, cai and short shifter <along with his full support of AllSpeed Dyno shop in Peachtre city stickers> I asked him to race. He laughed and asked what I had done to my car. I said "Stock" Laughing again, He said "Fine, waste your gas on losing."

We run, Very LOOOONG 1/4 mile down the road and I had about a 1 and 1/3 car length on him. I know my car was slower today with all the dang food in it too. At the next light he tells me I was lucky and if he didn't have his extra 200 lb friend i nthe car he would of had me.

I smiled and told him "fine, Lets go home so I can get rid of the 5 50lb dog food bags, and the 15 10 lb cat food boxes, then we'll try it again "

i guess he was pisse cause he sure like burning out when the light was green running away. I just sped up and passed him while he was running WOT <courtesy of that stupid rice can exhaust>

I may have lost my 3rd gen, but I'm still fighting the good fight against rice. Mazda Style

 

nice kill i think.

You know you have a slow car when groceries slow your ride down. LMAO

 

I started to but then I realised it was about me
so I started to

 

Holy Crap!!!
how many cats and dogs does your girl friend have? Or does she run the local SPCA?