Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
03-14-2005, 11:36 AM
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Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
So most people I know would not even mess with a Lightning, let alone a Lightning that has a nice, for the world to view 12 second club sticker....
Anways...did you hear about how fast Turbo PT Cruisers are? The ones with flames that just scream "look at me, I drive a slow ugly car!" Someone must have told the asrecrack last week on the highway who kept getting next to me and gunning it. Hmmm...from 60-110 mph, maybe he was only 10 car lengths behind me...give him the benefit of the doubt.
Or the guy in a 2 door Civic, you know, big wing, fart can, tinted windows, loud and slow...yeah, we all know the type. You would think that the arseclown would realize that loud does not = fast. I find it funny when my wife who was with me said "that car is weak". Yeah buddy, when we both are going 25 mph and you jump on it and after 5 seconds you are only maybe 20 feet ahead, your sheet is slow! Hmmmm...from 25-80 mph, maybe he was only 20 car lengths behind me...was probably more...but heh, I can't tell when two headlights become one because of the distance.
Or the guy in a LT1 Z28 with a bud the other day putting aroud the highway the other day and then tries to pull a sneak launch on me...sheet, your normal running LT1 Z28 had better have it's sheet in order to be playing with a Lightning with a 12 second club sticker...man, that was ugly...I beat that guy to 80 mph as bad as the PT drooler...
Maybe people see this 12 second club sticker and think 0-60 mph...
Anyways, thought I would share about my beater battles...
Anways...did you hear about how fast Turbo PT Cruisers are? The ones with flames that just scream "look at me, I drive a slow ugly car!" Someone must have told the asrecrack last week on the highway who kept getting next to me and gunning it. Hmmm...from 60-110 mph, maybe he was only 10 car lengths behind me...give him the benefit of the doubt.
Or the guy in a 2 door Civic, you know, big wing, fart can, tinted windows, loud and slow...yeah, we all know the type. You would think that the arseclown would realize that loud does not = fast. I find it funny when my wife who was with me said "that car is weak". Yeah buddy, when we both are going 25 mph and you jump on it and after 5 seconds you are only maybe 20 feet ahead, your sheet is slow! Hmmmm...from 25-80 mph, maybe he was only 20 car lengths behind me...was probably more...but heh, I can't tell when two headlights become one because of the distance.
Or the guy in a LT1 Z28 with a bud the other day putting aroud the highway the other day and then tries to pull a sneak launch on me...sheet, your normal running LT1 Z28 had better have it's sheet in order to be playing with a Lightning with a 12 second club sticker...man, that was ugly...I beat that guy to 80 mph as bad as the PT drooler...
Maybe people see this 12 second club sticker and think 0-60 mph...
Anyways, thought I would share about my beater battles...
03-14-2005, 11:55 AM
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Re: Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
Sheeeeet - I will smack you down bro. This is the year, I feel it.
See you on route 8 - 12 second sticker or not
http://home.neo.rr.com/darkhorseraci...launch3d42.jpg
See you on route 8 - 12 second sticker or not
http://home.neo.rr.com/darkhorseraci...launch3d42.jpg
03-14-2005, 12:02 PM
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03-14-2005, 12:06 PM
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Re: Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
Dude that was just wrong. I'm mortified.
Just for that I shall put 2 car lengths on you this year. I was going to go easy on you but it's on now.
Say - can I borrow some parts just to make sure I can get the 2 lengths? I'll return them shortly.
Just for that I shall put 2 car lengths on you this year. I was going to go easy on you but it's on now.
Say - can I borrow some parts just to make sure I can get the 2 lengths? I'll return them shortly.
03-14-2005, 12:12 PM
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03-14-2005, 09:02 PM
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Re: Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
Originally Posted by myslowcamaro
god canton, the first link was bad enough, but two? im now in therapy and considering suing you for irreprable mental damage.
03-16-2005, 08:01 PM
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Re: Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
lol, i have still been keeping my eyes open for a lightning... i know to look for a 12 second sticker club now then i will know its you! If you see a loud grey z28 pull up next to you on 77 somewhere its probably me, hehe. i come from summit racing everyday so I will catch ya one day i hope, if not when the track opens. I heard april!
03-16-2005, 08:41 PM
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Re: Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
42 opens this Saturday - points start April 20th.
CANTON's L is charcoal grey in color. I still haven't been able to beat it but after buying a few more of his 'throwaway' parts I think I may have a legitimate shot this year.
.....and this is the 'tow' truck hehehe
CANTON's L is charcoal grey in color. I still haven't been able to beat it but after buying a few more of his 'throwaway' parts I think I may have a legitimate shot this year.
.....and this is the 'tow' truck hehehe
03-17-2005, 12:41 PM
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Re: Lightning laying smack in NE OHIO
You work retail or what? We spend gobs of money there - not looking for a discount but if your commission then we'll seek you out. Would help you out a bit in sales !!