A little humour
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A little humour
A hip young man goes out and buys a 2002 Ferrari GTO. It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2002 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much? "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh!
Something whips by him, going much faster! What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!
It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh!
Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.
He runs up to the old man and says, "Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man moans and replies, "Yes. Kindly unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror! "
haha kinda funny. Just imagine picturing that!!
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A 2002 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much? "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly. The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"
Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh!
Something whips by him, going much faster! What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh!
It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh!
Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain.
He runs up to the old man and says, "Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man moans and replies, "Yes. Kindly unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror! "
haha kinda funny. Just imagine picturing that!!
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Thats (90% the same) from a comedy skit, from a comedy group, Buddy wasisname and the other fellers from home in newfoundland....
the skit is called 'The vette'... If you can find it online, download it and give it a listen, you'll die... its too good
if you mainlanders can understand it, hehe
Kevin Blackmoore wrote it, and then went on to right several more, where he takes the 454 outta the vette, and puts in a yammie (ski-doo with a yamaha sticker on the side), and another where he puts the motor in a helicoper... utterly priceless...
The Chopper Story
Unfortunately I can't find it online, but give it a look, Kazaa perhaps... You'll die laughing
It goes along the lines of, he pulls up to a light with the scooter, the scooter looks over, sees the (he goes on for minutes describing the vette) pressuized cabin, the dual 8 gallon fuel drums, the optional stewardess in the passenger seat, etc... They take off, and the vette looks over and the scooter dude is waving frantically, 'HE WANTS TO RACE!!' so off they go... and the scooter ends up blowing past the vette, like a mad man, then he comes back at him, even faster, and that goes on once or twice, then the scooter just screams ahead again, but the road turns... and the scooter ends up out in the woods...
he gets out to see him, and the scooter says 'I didn't wanna race! My suspenders were caught in yer side view mirror!!'
heheheh, but his description of the vette and the race, unbelieveable... the man is great... and the ski-doo with the vette motor... wow, I fall down laughing everytime I hear it, hehehe
again, if you can understand it, but his accent isn't TOO thick, and he doens't TOO many newfoundland words, hehe
jeff
the skit is called 'The vette'... If you can find it online, download it and give it a listen, you'll die... its too good
if you mainlanders can understand it, hehe
Kevin Blackmoore wrote it, and then went on to right several more, where he takes the 454 outta the vette, and puts in a yammie (ski-doo with a yamaha sticker on the side), and another where he puts the motor in a helicoper... utterly priceless...
The Chopper Story
Unfortunately I can't find it online, but give it a look, Kazaa perhaps... You'll die laughing
It goes along the lines of, he pulls up to a light with the scooter, the scooter looks over, sees the (he goes on for minutes describing the vette) pressuized cabin, the dual 8 gallon fuel drums, the optional stewardess in the passenger seat, etc... They take off, and the vette looks over and the scooter dude is waving frantically, 'HE WANTS TO RACE!!' so off they go... and the scooter ends up blowing past the vette, like a mad man, then he comes back at him, even faster, and that goes on once or twice, then the scooter just screams ahead again, but the road turns... and the scooter ends up out in the woods...
he gets out to see him, and the scooter says 'I didn't wanna race! My suspenders were caught in yer side view mirror!!'
heheheh, but his description of the vette and the race, unbelieveable... the man is great... and the ski-doo with the vette motor... wow, I fall down laughing everytime I hear it, hehehe
again, if you can understand it, but his accent isn't TOO thick, and he doens't TOO many newfoundland words, hehe
jeff