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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 12:24 AM
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Just thought i would let u all know that CMU's bars rule and there are no hotter ladies in Michigan. WOOT! Yeah I had a good time tonight, u should have seen how long it took me to type this message without errors. ALl of u need to come to cmu.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 07:19 AM
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Well looking at hot women and getting drunk doesnt sound too appealing. Looking at hot women and taking them home sounds better.
Old Aug 9, 2002 | 07:26 AM
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And if u had some beers u can't do that?

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 08:54 AM
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Maybe his winkie doesn't work if he drinks

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 09:46 AM
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Well, it by the looks of it, you didnt score. And it works fine, just like to remember things that happen instead of slobbering all over a naked chick and passing out.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 09:54 AM
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LoL, ok AL, I wasn't that drunk last night and u obviously have something against people who like to go out and party and have a few. You see, when u go to the bar (I am 21) you usually drink, espically if ur in college town and u just turned 21. Lighten up man, sheesh. Its not like I am driving or anything.


BTW: The girls are usually more drunk then the guys at the club. Joe (lt1car) and his friend brandon can vouch for that.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 10:14 AM
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I have no problem with drinking, I do it. I am just saying that, believe it or not, women dont like to have sex with drunken men. If these women were so hot, id have stayed sober and got my mack on. out
Old Aug 9, 2002 | 10:26 AM
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ooook pimp. one.

I think girls don't like having sex with ugly guys.
And as for me trying to pick up women. I didn't try last night, nor have I for about 5 months, I got a girl. Its just fun to watch.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 10:39 AM
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You have a lot to learn about women my man. Peace
Old Aug 9, 2002 | 10:51 AM
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Hey guys, don't bash Eric too bad, he might have discovered he found himself a keeper and just might be trying to do the right thing... keep his cricket in his pocket until he gets home.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 01:36 PM
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LoL, I love how the married men seem to know how to pick up chicks better then the younger guys. Listen, you know about marriage and thats about it. You don't know anything about the girls in my town at these clubs. The girl will take u home if u have game or look good. Not if ur sober or not..jesus everybody at the club is drinking. If that were the truth, they wouldn't be at bars, they would be at church's. Don't tell me how to pick up girls and how to drink and party, I have done pretty fine without your help. I drink not to pick up chicks, I drink to drink and have a good time.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 01:47 PM
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LOL Eric the older guys don't know how to PU girls? How did you get here? Your dad picked your mother up didn't he. Don't mean it in a bad way but we were all young at one time. Let me tell you back before AIDS it was a free for all. The worst thing you had to worry about back then was having to get a shot.

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 02:22 PM
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I hear ya Chris and I didn't mean to come off bad. I just don't need to hear from Al how I am a slobbering drunk and thats why I didn't bring home a chick. I can pick up girls drinking or not drinking, having a few at the bar doesn't diminish my chances because I am at a bar where everyone is drinking because its a bar

And I don't even want to think about my dad picking up my mom.
Oh well, all in good fun.
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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 03:45 PM
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Gentlemen,
Eric speaks the truth.I have spent quite some time up in CMU for the last 2 years.My now Ex g-friend lives up there and goes to school.I have had many drunken nights up there.I have been to MSU,U of M,NMU,AND Ferris State.I personally have seen none finer than at CMU.Hands down. And as for the ladies not wanting to hump drunk guys? Yeah Right. They are just as drunk as you are if not more.IMHO DRUNK SEX ROCKS. I got your back Eric!!!!

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Old Aug 9, 2002 | 04:00 PM
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Yes it does, except for those times that you pass out after and wake up 6hrs later next to a Sea Donkey asking you dumb questions like "Did you mean everything you said last night?" or "I don't normally do that the first night I meet a guy!"
Ya,... sure ladies.
Back to the Sea Donkey thing. Friends don't let friends leave with fugly girls.
Oh... guys. Try to leave right after doing the deal! They almost never look better in the morning. (Usually MUCH worse!)
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by 91 Redd Sledd:
IMHO DRUNK SEX ROCKS. James</font>



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