MentalCaseOne

Lemme see... so you wanna scare me into not racin with ya right??

SON I THINK YOURE A BIT CONFUSED...



Oh and I love that part that say.... The exhaust
comes out with GREAT PRESSURE!... so thats like
having a jet engine in your tail pipes.. aint it??


I think yer confused my child... people here want the
real thing. At least I do. You wont catch me with
the 1000 Hp window sticker that says powered by
Yamaha sticker. Nor the Z28 TypeR sticker either.





Marvin

JoeliusZ28

I would much rather have fake sidepipes than these

"The exhaust comes out with great pressure"

So is this like putting a cork in your exhaust pipe? You'll probly lose 20hp

SloTexanTA

That is one of the funnies things I have ever seen. As soon as I clicked the link and heard the sound, I busted out laughing until I started crying. I can't wait to see what new crap they come out with next.

MentalCaseOne

The Air Condition Tornado!!! The Tornado Pre-combustion Chamber heater (cause more heat means more power)

The 10stage Nox Sticker. Cause no self respecting Rice-boy will drive around town without his MOJO. (LMFAO).


600hp Powered by Ray-0-Vac (no emissions!!!) hahahahaha


Marvin

1994CamaroZ28

Screw you guys im buying 3 i cant forget the cutout, it'll go good with 3 light up glow tips and one of those cO2 kits that look like a nitrous purge. j/k lol but seriously whoever made them things are probably making decent cash from fast and the furious fans.

S.J.S.

They look like crap! hahahahah.

slverbullet

TAKEN FROM THE PAGE!! (okay, i added a few sentences)
-Adjustable pitch, you can also silence at any time!-

Whew, thats a relief. i hope it has a silence switch in the cab of the car. so that way i can silence it if someone with a "real" sports car pulls up next to me.

-No welding required , just clamp, screw, and go!-

This is a great feature for those who just like the screw and go option!

-Comes with all necessary bolts and fittings(make sure to re-tighten all parts periodically)!.-

And for only $29.95. Wow! i'm robbing this guy. And folks, definitely make sure you tighten all parts periodically! You wouldnt want to lose this thing!!!

-Taken off easily if you want to share it with a friend.-

Because all my friends are gonna be SO envious, ill have to spread the fun a little! (By the way, these things are GREAT stocking stuffers!)

-Works on virtually all exhaust tips, both stock (OEM) or aftermarket(may need slight adjustment but no big deal).-

Good news for all of you who dont feel like changing your exhaust tips so you can enjoy the great sound of a whining turbo charger! (hey, beats the sound of a whining girlfriend!)

-Works with manual or automatic transmissions.-

This could be bad new for people driving around with no transmissions. We apologize. However, we are currently producing one for you guys as well!

-Works with import or domestic vehicles of all types.-

SPECIAL NOTE: Works with any car that has an exhaust pipe. Wow! What an amazing device!!! (If by chance you dont have an exhaust on your car- just drive your car while blowing in one end of the turbo whistler!)

-Full instructions included on the back of the package in English.-

Woah! This manufacturer thought of everything! including instructions in....you guess it! ENGLISH!!!

So order yours now. THEY WONT LAST LONG! ACTUALLY, YOU BETTER GET TWO! ONE AS A BACK UP!
WARNING: once you drive with one, youll never want to drive (or ride) in a car without one!

1EVILZ

You could always make your own. Like those plastic whizzers that you got in the 25 cent machines in the mall. You could just tape it in there and have the same effect. Cheaper than E-bay!!!

SloTexanTA

True, true. And since I have quad tips, I could buy four and have the sound of FOUR TURBOS!!! And for only $1!!! Just think, every time I shift I'll get the "psshhh,pssshhhh,psshhh,psshhh" sound, and every Honda on the planet will be jealous!!! It's a dream come true! I'm so excited, I think I'm gonna crap my pants. Oops, I just did.

Man I love this thread, I swear it's the funniest thing I've seen in some time.

Koby

Just wanted to warn you guys that these things produce some serious horsepower. I slapped one of these on my car and I couldn't control it. Check out page 6 of my site to see what happened. To much power, and then the insurance company wouldn't replace it, I am so mad.

slverbullet

Wow, those are some wicked pics! I'm actually thinking about not getting them now!....

...hmmm. Naah! I'm still getting some!

SloTexanTA

Dude, you should slap a law suit on those guys for not having warning stickers about the power increase. I mean I've seen stickers about water making things wet and heaters making things hot, so they need to have a sticker about the exhaust coming out at tremendous speed and making your car perform like a jet. Then you can have enough money to buy another f-body.

Tom

Van5150

Can we get these coated by Hot Jet ? I think we should start a Group Purchase on these things. I hope the guy from TBYRNE comes in sets a price.

MarkyMark

We should have a GP on sticky tires, new transmissions, and moser 12 bolt rears first.......because with the extreme horspower addition with this "turbo whistler" our cars wont be able to handle it!
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NOMAD

I absoloutly love it I am seriously considering buying one if it was a lil cheaper. Simpley for the fact of putting it on my mini van, or even the chevette

-Shannon