Thanks very much for the help, that was exactly the info I was looking for!

The shady mechanic that did all this to my car was in the process of putting my ATI p600b kit on... so, I think its very possible that most of this happened because of that.

Anyway, now that I know this stuff for sure, I'm going to head over to autozone and get all the correct replacement parts that I need and put everything back to how it was supposed to be.

I just made a nice (not on the wallet) shopping list with the part numbers from shoebox's site!

I'm not very sure of anything.. I sure as hell hope not! Why do you say they might be? The milkshake? I would think that my crankcase oil would be a milkshake too, if the heads were really cracked, or if my headgasket were really hosed...

But yeah... I'm still open to thoughts on that, cause I'm not sure.. but right now, I'm leaning twards the current PCV setup causing it, and heading to advance for the parts to fix it.

Thanks again guys for all the help so far, hopefully this fixes it!

Ps. Here's my shopping list:

Coolant (green stuff): 2 gallons
Vacuum gauge
Compression tester

A pipe thread nipple for the PCV intake mani connection

1993-1997 HVAC vacuum check valve gm p/n: 14056648 $2.73
1995-1997 optispark vent & vacuum harness gm p/n: 12555323 $11.58
1993-1997 PCV AC-Delco #CV895C gm p/n: 25095452 $4.10
1993-1997 PCV grommet in intake manifold gm p/n: 10240678 $2.14
1993-1997 TB to EVAP solenoid hose gm p/n: 10105324 $4.47
1993-1997 EVAP Solenoid gm p/n: 1997201 $14.89
1994-1997 TB cover & coolant plate gasket kit gm p/n: 17113074 $6.18
1995-1997 oil dipstick gm p/n: 12551144 $6.63
1993-1997 AIR diverter valve gm p/n: 22048212 $11.77
1993-1997 LT1 valve cover gasket gm p/n: 10046089 $9.43

A few of these things are unrelated to this whole mess, but I decided to pick them up cause I've been needing them for a while..

LT4 knock module gm p/n: 16214681 $27.66
a/c delete pulley gm p/n: 10115875 $32.83
1995-1997 1LE intake elbow (for vented opti) gm p/n: 25147187 $43.82
1993-1997 IntakeAirTemp (IAT) AC-Delco #213-243 gm p/n: 12160244 $8.36
1994-95 coolant level sensor (8 way plug) gm p/n: 12135027 $18.54
1993-1997 Fuel filter AC-Delco #GF578 gm p/n: 25121293 $8.96

1994-1996 Camaro dash control for , a/c, temp gm p/n: 16183912 $8.54
1993-1996 Camaro console lighter panel
(non-convertible or traction control -
includes lighter socket) gm p/n: 10220460 $7.44