We'd never lose a world championship if we stopped other countries from playing, too!

give us a break. we're just a small country of honest, hardworking blokes and sheilas battling to make ends meet in the new global economy. we can't win everything.

don't you know we dodge kangaroos and crocodiles and deadly snakes every time we take to the road, let alone the cricket (or footy) field? it can be very distracting...

 

you forgot the drop bears.....