as i get off of work tonight who should be waiting in the parking lot but my co-worker and his probe gt buddy. he asked if i wanna run em on the interstate (lmao!) and i asked him if he has any dough and he says "no". i tell him to come talk to me on payday. he then asked how much i wanna loose (rotflmao!) and i asked him how big his check is gonna be.

well, as it looked like that this was going nowhere, i get into my car and leave. sure enough, they both follow me out of the parking lot and proceed to try to antagonize me into a race on the way out. as that the street that leads away from work is filled with turn-outs and driveways, i just let 'em do it.

we finally make it to the interstate and we get door-handle to door-handle at about 65. i try to get him to take the jump, but he won't, so i punch it and rape is *** bad. i wound it up to about 110 and he was so far back i can't begin to count the car lengths. we do it again from 65, but this time he takes the jump- same results. we then pull off of the interstate into an empty parking lot and he asks me about my mods. i tell him intake, catback and computer tuning. he shrugs and tells me that he was sure that he was gonna hang because he almost took a '94 z28 (lmao!). after that, i told em to have a good night and then went home.

i guess i will just have to continue to educate the noize boyz one at a time.

cliff notes: probe gt gets raped twice from a 65 mph roll.

 

well done. that's too funny that he "almost" hung with a 94, and he thinks he can take a modded LS1 from a highway roll.

too funny.

nice job...bet he's glad he didn't bet $$

 

Yea, you should have let it be a closer race (or let them barely get ahead of ya) so that they'd think they had a chance.....then take their money later

 

WTF

Are people just that DENSE??

LMAO, nice kill!

 

should have waited for the $...

 

Its amazing isnt it

 

thanks!

it was a lot of fun. i truly enjoy laying the smack down, or educating- depends on how you look at it, teh rice. it was a world-class beat down. he was so far back that i couldn't tell which headlights were his and which was that of the traffic that i passed.

i may change my screen name to "noob-trainer".

 

yeah... he is gonna need that money for bandages and a cork for his *** to stop the bleeding.

 

sadly yes, people who dont know much about 1/4 times and such all think they are running these immaculate times, its quite funny

 

nice kill btw

 

Sounds like he ran a '94 V6. Good kill.

Some people's kids.

 

Some people are just stupid.

Good kill.

 

roflmao! that is sooooo true. i knew a guy who owned a stock mid 90's model auto grand am who swore up and down it would run low 12's. sure it does bud

nice kill btw .