After a long period of showers I decided to clean my car today. I go back in after my job is done and 10 min later I come back out to my car for work. *BAM* it's like Bird S**T Central. My nice CLEAN, SHINY car is now officially dripped, speckled, and dotted with bird poop.

Please someone lend me a shotgun.

 

It's happened to everyone at one time or another.
Sucks.

I can't remember what car company it was for - but there was a European commercial with a bird watching a guy wash his car, and when he was finished and walked away, the bird swooped in close for a big ol' sloppy ploppy.
The car's hood raised up in a flash and smashed that stupid bird into next week.

I believe that animal activists had the commercial banned shortly after it's debut.

Good thing you love cleaning your car eh?

 

Did u steam clean the carpet and seats too ?

 

Hey Payam, your car never had 510rwhp I need to see dyno sheets

 

oh is that what you did to get yours off? how about those huge stains from the chunks of brown hail that you keep leaving on your seats?

 

Shhh. He's sensitive about those spots.

Yeah I made a comment on the 510rwhp lol.

 

it actually had more .. 510 is a conservative estimate .. considering i made 470 with single exhaust and 100 shot .. with the true duals and 150 shot .. id say 510 is a very conservative estimate

you can use a calculator if u suck at math THAT much

 

really

 

yeah .. really

 

LOL, just pulling your leg.

 

Quit parking under your power lines if you have them. I had to remove my bird feeder cause I was getting too many birds hanging out in my yard. I'm a bird lover of the mechanical kind and the sound of chirping birds sounds cool but once they poop on our cars they get the death sentence.

 

funny that 510 hp... I ran faster (121.5 mph) with 470 rwhp on dead street tires?

 

no powerlines. nothing. 10 min on my driveway and i get about 6 big plops of dung all along both sides of my car. happens again at work too! im starting to think my car is a designated spot for birdy business.

 

So what your saying is you have a dyno slip for 470 and not 510

 

jealousy is a bitch aint it

craig, u had another whole second and a half of accelration time besides .. i never made a clean pass using all my 510 rwhp anyway