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Old 12-08-2007, 11:41 AM
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so i made a couple of lame jokes last night...and here they are

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A bunch of us went out to eatlast night. One guy got a "Cowboy Burger" (onions and BBQ sauce). So I asked for the "Construction-Worker Burger" or the "Police Man Burger"



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Then we went next door to the video game store. We walked in and I went to look at the Wii games. My cousin comes with. I see the Hana Montana game. I say "oh ya I got to get this" (joking). He tries to joke back and says "I got that, and beat it".

and then I say, "ya I bet you BEAT it"




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I bet you would love to stick the meat from that burger in your mouth.


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Old 12-08-2007, 02:41 PM
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Yea well last night I called a close chick friend of mine a ***** as a joke. She told me she took offense to that and I should take it back.

I told her if she took that fence she should take it back.

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Yea well last night I called a close chick friend of mine a ***** as a joke. She told me she took offense to that and I should take it back.

I told her if she took that fence she should take it back.

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Yeah you probably should not have told those to anyone.............
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i got caught looking at this girls *** last night at a bar
i said, "yup, ya got me! but now that i got ur attention"..........
"hey, i told ya better in the front"- buddy (my LT)
"uh, look at the time, think we gotta go" (capt.)

brought her a beer, she was a good sport
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Heres one for ya I said tonight at work. I work at a supermarket and im bagging groceries with this other guy. He says "I have squishables in this bag" cause he was putting bread in there and stuff. I was putting cans in my bag so i said , "I have cannibals in my bag.... AH AH AH" I actually got a good laugh out of it.
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