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Old 08-14-2012, 05:11 PM
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Is it as weird for anyone else as it is for me? They don't squeeze hard and cry when you're firm. This is why women don't belong in the workplace.

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I greet them with my ***** if they are hot enough.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:13 PM
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I greet them with my ***** if they are hot enough.
The problem is my ***** would hit them before I got close enough to see if they were hot enough.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:13 PM
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I prefer to shake their bewbies.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:15 PM
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If i know them it's definitely a hug for a greeting, especially my wife's friends since they are so freaking hot. If it's a girl i've never met then it's a slap in the ***.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:21 PM
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a firm slap on the *** works for me (if they're hot of course)

fat chicks get a firm stare and a head nod
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:23 PM
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I don't shake hands unless the other person wants to. I don't know where that hand has been.

see bathroom game thread.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:27 PM
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What's even more awkward is when you go to shake a female's hand and go in for the weak handshake and end up getting a strong, firm handshake... and she basically crushes your hand because you were all setup for a weak handshake. Then you end up feeling like a big vagina with a weak handshake who just got shown up by a chick.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by CatsTasteGood View Post
The problem is my ***** would hit them before I got close enough to see if they were hot enough.
Wrap around your waist until its short enough to see her.
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Why would they be out of the kitchen?
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Why would they be out of the kitchen?
What if they are at the kitchen at work?
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Originally Posted by raulz28 View Post
I greet them with my ***** if they are hot enough.
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I greet them with my ***** if they are hot enough.
Damn babe you were just a **** talker.
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