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Please keep fingers clear of the paper shredder

Old 04-19-2011, 12:38 PM
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Please keep fingers clear of the paper shredder

Oh, look, a paper jam. Let me just stick my hand down in there while it's still running and try and dislodge it!

I'm not even going to put the picture directly here. But if you want to see what happens when you stick your hand in a paper shredder, here you go: http://www.sdrev.com/forums/showpost...06&postcount=1
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This is why we pay people $30 an hour in IT to fix this stuff! lucky her hand survived.
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who wants to bet that she learned her lesson?
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That's gotta sting.
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How would a doctor even go about fixing that?! Would they just amputate or would you try to stitch it all up? Wow.

Definitely a Darwin award winner.
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good news: the shredder works.
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Re: Please keep fingers clear of the paper shredder

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good news: the shredder works.


What brand was it? Mine jams up with 6 sheets of paper at one time.


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How would a doctor even go about fixing that?! Would they just amputate or would you try to stitch it all up? Wow.

Definitely a Darwin award winner.
No way they'd attempt to stitch that back up. My best guess would be they clean it up and maybe try to glue and wrap up the fingers and keep the hand immobile somehow. Even then there's probably a slim chance of it all healing back completely.
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Goddamn.
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On a side note... Imagine the hand jobs
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What brand was it? Mine jams up with 6 sheets of paper at one time.


Mine can barely do a credit card application still in the envelope.
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Old 04-19-2011, 02:07 PM
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Re: Please keep fingers clear of the paper shredder

Seems to me like some flesh on your fingers would be a lot easier to cut through than 6 sheets of paper though.

Although I'm curious as to what it did to the bones, whether they got smashed, or are still in tact.
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On a side note... Imagine the hand jobs
Ribbed, for his pleasure!
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