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only for pee
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yes when ya gotta go ya gotta go
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I like to tap my foot for the ghey
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Do you use public restrooms?

Old 12-20-2007, 11:23 PM
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Do you use public restrooms?

i never did until I was about 18.....

Don't know what the hell happened but I was in a situation that I either had to go in public or in my trousers.

Have been using them almost daily since......I hate to, but I don't have a choice
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:31 PM
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My family has something called the "Windsor Rumbles" , when u hear it u have 5 min to find a crapper.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:33 PM
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i'll go pretty much anywhere with the exception of very bad bar bathrooms...
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:36 PM
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Used to not do the number 2 in public. Finally got into a situation where I had to at work. Now I look forward to getting paid while I'm dropping a load.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:36 PM
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I avoid them at all costs. You don't know who has pissed or **** on the seat and wiped it off... or not wiped it off... I guess and let the feces or urine just fester there on the seat. God, I can't tell you the times I've gone into a bathroom and some little kid has just arbiutrarily **** on the seat or on the walls... somehow... and just left it.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:41 PM
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Ok to be more gay ,


If the *** gasket is not available ,
I make one out of TP.

Begin...........
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by windsma View Post
Ok to be more gay ,


If the *** gasket is not available ,
I make one out of TP.

Begin...........
screw that...I'm praying while I'm running in there that I make it. Your lucky if I even close the door
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:45 PM
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lol mcdacton.

i build a nest on the seat lid that a bird would be proud of, then let it rip. if people start clapping i know i'm doing a good job.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:46 PM
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Only when I feel the need to tap my foot.
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:57 PM
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screw that...I'm praying while I'm running in there that I make it. Your lucky if I even close the door
thats when the 5 min rule comes into play. 4min 40 sec. i say screw it. no TP needed
if its 4min 59sec, well theres always 2girls1cup improvise.
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:22 AM
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Only when I feel the need to tap my foot.
I usually keep my feet on the frontwall/door, I found it provides a bit more leverage
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:26 AM
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One time I had the poops really bad and I was about 1.5 sec from making it... needless to say, the wall behind the toilet got COVERED.
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:44 AM
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Hell yah when you have to take a ****..... you can only squeeeeeze it off for so long before your ******* says ,,!,, you I'm going
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:53 AM
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Its all about getting comfortable with the situation. If you use about 5 of those toilet condoms, its not so bad.

I'm sure 2 girls 1 cup girl didn't feel too comfortable doing #2 in the cup the first time, but now, no matter where she is, she can squeeze one out without worrying about finding a bathroom. What a self contained girl. Maybe even a pioneer in the future of poop. I'd like to meet her.
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Z28Roxy View Post
Halp I tap my foot for teh ghey, it doesn't seem to work though
your not doing it right
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