I know your not supposed to directly connect the jumper leads positive to positive and negative to negative... So how do I do it?
Any help appreciated.. thanks

 

You're not?!?

I'd like to hear an explaination for why not.

 

Put the positive on the battery and put the Negative on the block someplace. Accessory braces are excellent spots. From there rev the Mirage to redline(not really) and pray that it's got enough to crank that motha over.

Good Luck.