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View Poll Results: Who would win?
Chimpanzee 37 61.67%
Pitbull 5 8.33%
Threxx 9 15.00%
PIIHB 9 15.00%
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Old 02-26-2010, 06:21 PM   #16
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I'd rather be attacked by a Pit I'm pretty sure..
Me as well, but mostly because chimps like to go for the genitals and the face...

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A pitbull would get beaten down by a chimpanzee so ridiculously bad.

I'd even rather get bitten by a pitbull than a chimp, and that's not even considering their ridiculous strength.

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Old 02-26-2010, 06:31 PM   #18
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I read a book once about the history of fighting dogs and specifically the pit bull. It seemed to be written by a man who participated in dog fighting himself but I don't recall the name of the book or the author's name. I know, how convenient. But it had a chapter in it about pit bulls being fought against other animals one of which was the chimpanzee. Keep in mind, these were game bred pit bulls. Anyway, he stated that if the chimpanzee was unarmed, then the pit bull won most of the time. However, if the chimp managed to get a weapon like a club, then it was game over pit bull. He also talked about pit bulls against bobcats and said that the pit usually killed the bobcat in short order. I want to say the author was Carl Semencic but I don't think that is right.

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Edit - found it. It's called The World of the American Pit Bull Terrier by Richard Stratton.

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Old 02-26-2010, 06:40 PM   #19
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I read a book once about the history of fighting dogs and specifically the pit bull. It seemed to be written by a man who participated in dog fighting himself but I don't recall the name of the book or the author's name. I know, how convenient. But it had a chapter in it about pit bulls being fought against other animals one of which was the chimpanzee. Keep in mind, these were game bred pit bulls. Anyway, he stated that if the chimpanzee was unarmed, then the pit bull won most of the time. However, if the chimp managed to get a weapon like a club, then it was game over pit bull. He also talked about pit bulls against bobcats and said that the pit usually killed the bobcat in short order. I want to say the author was Carl Semencic but I don't think that is right.

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Edit - found it. It's called The World of the American Pit Bull Terrier by Richard Stratton.

I might read that book. Thanks!

Honestly i kind of figured that the chimp would attempt to run rather than fight most of the time anyway.
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google says pit bull by a mile:

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...word2=pit+bull
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Old 02-26-2010, 08:53 PM   #21
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Bobcats/canadian lynxes are only about 25 pounds so I somewhat believe it.

A eurasian lynx is about 50 pounds and would shred a pitbull and would probably shred a chimp as well.
Yeah, I believe the book said they would pit a 30lb pit bull against a bobcat which usually weighed 25-35lbs.

I don't know how accurate the book is, but the guy really seemed to be into dogfighting.

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rofl I just saw this..chimp vs tigers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJWp...eature=related
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says here a mouse will own a pit bull..

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php...ll&word2=mouse
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I hope the dog, I love dogs and hope nobody would subject such an amazing animal to a fight like that. If I saw a Chimp attack a dog, I'd put a 180 gr 30-06 in that chimp faster than it could blink.

Usually I'm quite lively in animal fight threads but anything fighting a dog just makes me mad.
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...Usually I'm quite lively in animal fight threads but anything fighting a dog just makes me mad.
I'd shoot the dog first.
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Chimp has the equivalent of 4 arms and a crushing jaw, dog would get owned.
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I can't see a chimp tearing off a pit's jaw. The bite pressure is tremendous. Get a mathematician in here!
Negative Ghostrider. A pit's bite psi is actually not that great, the Rottweiler's bite force is greater than any breed by a long shot. Mastiff's, Cane Corso's, Presa Canario's are all in the high 200's PSI. What make's pit's so good is their short stocky size and insane agility, larger breeds can be quick but nothing like a pit. Btw a Chimp would destroy any dog.
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this was seriously some of the dumbest ****ing **** ive read on the misc. why are people questioning chimps strength? who cares how faulty the tests could be; there have been documented attacks of monkeys mauling the hell out of people, it's not a ****ing opinion, it's just a fact! why do you doubt it when they live in the wild? its survival of the fittest for them. in their environment, strength is a top priority. its not suprising at all that their stronger, as we evolved from them we were strong as **** at first because we still needed to be, but now we made a bunch of **** so we stop being so strong because now we have guns and knives which will **** any retarded *** monkey up that wants to **** with us. because we have this, we lost our strength, we don't need it and now that we have all this convenient **** because we're so ****ing smart we never will need it. so obviously, you don't have to be charles darwin to figure out that theyre stronger. theyre a ****ing savage animal.
but who cares, we make up for that in intelligence. we're not as strong as them, but we are more powerful. we will **** those monkeys up anyday if they ever want to try to pull some bull**** on us. i just dont understand why its so hard for some people to accept it that they're stronger than us. its not like it matters. im not going to lose sleep tonight because im not as strong as ****ing retarded monkey in a zoo. and whoever mentioned ronnie coleman and WSM and stuff like that. that really doesn't matter because why does that matter if the world's strongest human was stronger than a randomly picked monkey. that's just an average chimp. god knows how strong the world's strongest chimp would be it would take a **** on ronnie coleman. and i heard somewhere that humans have the biggest dicks out of all the primates. so that's all that really matters to me that's all i really need to know they obviously train bi's twice a week to compensate for their small *****. and someone said what if monkeys get real smart and take over the world or whatever. that's us. "just monkeys with car keys". but like i said, yeah we're smart monkeys but there's no reason to keep our strength and neither would monkeys if they got real smart, intelligence is infinetly more powerful than strength. sorry that i typed way to much and i understand no one will probably read this but seriously, wtf?

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Micheal Vick tells me on the down side that dog is FTMFW!

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