Saturn Racing...

97WS6SCharged
05-14-2004, 10:05 PM
So, I was on my way to work tonight when I get caught at the light at Normandy and Chaffee. As I'm waiting for the light to turn, some punk kid pulls up next to me in a Saturn with "Saturn Racing" spelled across it in big yellow lettering. You could tell this kid wanted a Honda really bad cause it had all the goofy options... big wing in the back, fart can muffler, neons, those little lights on the valve stems and the window washer sprayers. Pretty silly looking. So, I'm trying to be nice and not laugh at the kid when his anorexic girlfriend yells to me that there must be something wrong with my car cause it's making alot of funny noises (ie. my cam and blower). So I yell back that everything is fine. Next thing I know the kid starts reving the motor to like 7k rpm repeatedly. I couldn't help it, I laughed. So, the light finally changes and this kid goes for it, I give it enough gas to stay right next to him and just keep looking over at them and laughing. Finally, at about 40 I was laughing so hard my eyes were starting to water so I naturally just waved to the kids and proceeded to put about 15 cars on them. I shut down at the top of 3rd doing about 90 and coasted down to 65. It was great. Never did get my traditional fly-by though. :D

Ramune
05-15-2004, 12:25 AM
Yeesh, I wasn't that stupid when I had a Saturn. One day a Viper pulled up next to me at a light...

Black6SpdTA
05-15-2004, 12:36 AM
:lol: Nice work Chris. i.e. My cam and blower. Haha that's great. Go figure they'd say something like that.

I played with a new Jaguar XJ8 last week on the interstate. Mommy let her 16 year old punk son take it out I geuss. Anyway I was on him all the way through traffic as we weaved. Then we hit an open stretch and I went right on by. It was sad. The kid had the most serious look on his face. I looked over and chuckled. It was great.

Antz97ZNJ
05-16-2004, 06:53 AM
sounds like the typical compact race...good kill

buzz12586
05-20-2004, 09:18 AM
My autoshop teacher says something funny about the blower on his vette.

My friend: Man you car sounds awesome.
Teacher: Yea I still gotta fix that squealing belt though.


lol